How Bizarre. . .

[slideboy]

Monica: we have to beat them. we need to go upstairs and have sex to prove we are a hotter couple than them
Chandler: i can't believe this we have to beat them? i have to have sex with you over and over and over and over and i'm saying no to this why? grab your coat!!
i like friends

Comments

i couldn't stop laughing after i read these....even in front of someone waiting for an interview ;)

[anitajosefina]

Joey: It's a cow's opinion. It doesn't matter. It's *moo*.

Phoebe: Yes, this is your third divorce. You love divorce so much you're probably gonna marry it. Then it won't work out and you're gonna have to divorce it, Divorcy Guy! ...I'm so drunk.

Monica: This picture is supposed to say "Geller and Bing to be married," NOT "Local Woman Saves Drowning Moron!"
Ross: This one seems to say "I love you and that's why I have to kill you."

Monica: Hey, Phoebe, guess what I'm thinking?
Phoebe: Oh, okay!! How it's been so long since you've had sex and you're wondering if they've changed it??
Monica: No. ...only NOW that's what I'm thinking.

Chandler: Condoms?
Joey: We don't know how long we're gonna be stuck here. We might have to repopulate the Earth.
Chandler: And *condoms* are the way to do that?

Chandler : I can handle this. "Handle" is my middle name. Acually, "handle" is the middle of my first name.

Re: i couldn't stop laughing after i read these....even in front of someone waiting for an interview

[anitajosefina]

ALMOST forgot this one:

Monica : Fine! Judge all you want to but,
[points to Ross]
Monica : married a lesbian,
[points to Rachel]
Monica : left a man at the altar,
[points to Phoebe]
Monica : fell in love with a gay ice dancer,
[points to Joey]
Monica : threw a girl's wooden leg in a fire,
[points to the box Chandler's in]
Monica : live in a box!

Re: i couldn't stop laughing after i read these....even in front of someone waiting for an interview

[slideboy]

Chandler: Fine i'll have sex with my girlfriend, but i'm only doing it for you guys

Chandler: So what happened last night was stupid, right?
Monica: Yup.
Chandler: It was just a one time thing, not going to happen again, right?
Monica: Yup.
Chandler: Ok (pause), I'm still coming over tonight.
Monica: Definately

Ross: i can't believe you had sex in her dream.
Chandler: i'm sorry, i was drunk and it was in her subconcious

Chandler and Ross: Joey! Playboy printed my joke!!
Joey: Woah, Woah. . . jokes? you know they have pics of naked chicks right?

[gbennythebum]

monica: "did you know im allergic to shellfish?"
rachel: "well, then youll just have to eat one of the other lamps."

PIVOTTT PIVVVOTTT

rachel: "i dont understand why it didnt work, i mean, you had a sketch."

joey: "what color is the paste? bc if its the same color, just spread it on your legs and you have a pair of paste pants."

[slideboy]

Gunther: (to Joey) You want anything

[gbennythebum]

no one is arguing with that.

[slideboy]

i didn't know anyone was supposed to:-P WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?! you still owe me a phone call silly:-P

[gbennythebum]

um, last sunday, dude. just because i was stoned doesnt make it any less of a phone call.

[slideboy]

ummm look at the date silly, it was written the day before yah called:-P or sometime before. . .