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[breaksniceguys]

Hey Superman you wearing your underwear on the inside of your pants today?

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[richandlovingit]

Actually, I went commando. I hated Calvin's latest ad campaign, so I'm staging a coup.

[breaksniceguys]

It's a coup I will certainly be happy to support. Really, I think you're doing the right thing.

[richandlovingit]

Such a shame we're not, well, in the same post code. Uh, zip code. Not that I ever got what you lot are zipping.

[breaksniceguys]

I've always been a bigger fan of the unzipping. And I know. You have no idea how much I'm regretting how I've treated you. I want to make it up to you when I'm back if you'll let me.