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[slightly_anemic]

Okay, so I'm having Serious Emo about my writing abilities or lack thereof. I have thought long and hard about it, and decided that since Serious Writing isn't making me feel any better, the only thing to do is to write crack drabbles. Only I have no idea what to write crack drabbles about, which is where YOU come in. Yes, this is my first-ever

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[makeitdouble_d]

ACROSS / Team Rocket merger. :D

[slightly_anemic]

"Very well," said Giovanni, after a dramatic pause. "I accept your proposal... on one condition."

"And what is that?"

"I refuse to wear those ridiculous shoulderpads."

"Then the deal is off," Il Palazzo said impassively, and turned to go. Almost as an afterthought, he roped Giovanni. That would teach him to mock the power of the shoulderpads.

[makeitdouble_d]

So beautiful!

[getrhythmic]

Okay, okay, okay so. Let's go back. Like, way back. Back to when Kodachi was not only a member of CFUD!ACROSS, but actually acknowledged this fact. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to write... like... some sort of crack drabble thingy with Hyatt and Kodachi that is ACROSS-related. GO FIGHT WIN

[cheerupemosquid]

...

Well.

[onthebattlfield]

I know next to nothing about Cornelia's canon, so I'm making this all up out of whole cloth. \o/ Also, it's really lame.

The Britannian royal family had always been rather eccentric, and the people of Britannia were all right with that, really. It was, after all, the prerogative of royal families to be eccentric. And Cornelia, angry chipmunk faces and homicidal rages aside, had never seemed any stranger than most.

Well, at least, that was what people used to think. Most had revised their opinions, however, after the Princess had been seen having a liaison with a man with a squid for a face.

[ilpacock]

...well dang, you already have two ACROSS requests...

So what's one more, right? How ACROSS in Transylvania, or some kind of dumb Dracula AU of Excel Saga? ¦D

[ilpacock]

*How ABOUT pretend ur lord can type

Hey, I have keywords for this!

[slightly_anemic]

"Pardon me, Lord Il Palazzo," Elgala said, "but are you saying that Senior Hyatt has been turned into a vampire?" Really! I, Elgala, never thought that such a thing--

"Well, yes, if you must put it in such common terms," Il Palazzo interrupted, with great distaste (though to be fair, he said more or less everything with distaste, so this wasn't much different from usual).

The other two girls looked at Hyatt. Her skin was pale and cold; her eyes, strangely vacant; blood dripped from her mouth.

"Uh, not to question Your Lordship's powers of perception or anything," Excel said, "but how can you tell?"

Re: Hey, I have keywords for this!

[latrine_orderly]

APPROVAL ♥

[voodoochef]

What happens in the Mess Hall behind the scenes?

[hes_my_master]

"Oh, Hisui-chan, let me help you with those dishes!"

"It is quite all right, Nee-san; I can manange them on my own."

"Are you sure?"

"Yes, Nee-san."

"Oh, but there are so many of them! Here, just let me--"

From the other end of the kitchen, Minagawa could hear the sound of countless pieces of crockery shattering on the floor. I suppose I'm going to have to do something about that, he thought with a sigh, and pulled out the voodoo doll.

Not as cracky as it could be, but it was the first thing that came to mind.

[voodoochef]

But cute nonetheless. Thank you!