I seem to have gotten half of your clue:

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Your Ultimate Purity Test 2.0 Score Is... Your Score:Average For All UsersAverage For All Straight Pink-Skinned 16 to 22-Year old Females
(1449 total) Dating80.77%33.65%32.01%You - have you ever kissed a girl? Self-Lovin'96.97%61.51%69.57%Never taken out of the packaging Shamelessness91.94%77.81%77.95%Has yet to see self in mirror Sex Drive97.62%75 ( Read more... )

Canon: Hyatt, Excel’s junior officer in ACROSS, is polite and soft-spoken, and overall seems like a relatively sane and normal person (well, compared to the rest of ACROSS, anyway), except for her poor health. How poor is it? Well, she frequently coughs up blood, and tends to die at least once a day. This doesn’t seem to bother her much, though- ( Read more... )