1. Derek and I are good friends :D 2. Derek is the sexiest, coolest guy ever. 3. Derek isn't yours! he's mine! 4. Derek makes me feel special <3 5. One thing that I like about Derek is everything. 6. If I could change one thing about Derek, I would change where he lives :P 7. Derek should come have sex with me, now! 8. If Derek were a color, she (haha) would be hmm... I don't know. a nice color :D 9. If Derek were an animal, HE would be ...i don't know :( 10. If Derek were a candy, heeee would be chocolate! he's so sweet <3 11. If Derek were a song, he would be, erm. I don't know :( 12. I dislike it when Derek doesn't talk to meh. 13. If I could be with Derek right now, I would jump on him and have wild sex with him. 14. If I could give Derek one thing, it would be my virginity! bwahaha. <3 hmm, I'm not sure. what do you want, Derek? oh yes, i'd give you my love! but, you already have it! 15. Sometimes, when I think of Derek, I get very horny. :P
1. Derek and I are SEXY. 2. Derek is MY SEX POT. 3. Derek isn't YOURS. 4. Derek makes me feel HORNY. 5. One thing that I like about Derek is HIS HOTNESS. 6. If I could change one thing about Derek, I would HE BEATS ME!. 7. Derek should TOUCH MY BOOBLES. 8. If Derek were a color, he would be LIME GREEN - IT TURNS ME ON. 9. If Derek were an animal, he would be HES A TIGER IN THE BED.. RAWR. 10. If Derek were a candy, he would be MMM A LOLLIPOP, I WANNA SUCK HIM :p. 11. If Derek were a song, he would be P-I-M-P. 12. I dislike it when Derek HE BEATS ME. 13. If I could be with Derek right now, I would LET HIM TOUCH MY BOOBLES. 14. If I could give Derek one thing, it would be MY BOOBLES 15. Sometimes, when I think of Derek, I ________.
1. Derek and I are dorkheads. 2. Derek is cute. 3. Derek isn't stupid. <-- :D 4. Derek makes me feel un-artistic. 5. One thing that I like about Derek is his artyness. 6. If I could change one thing about Derek, I would nothing. He's good the way he is. 7. Derek should smile. 8. If Derek were a color, he would be pink. 9. If Derek were an animal, he would be a puppy. 10. If Derek were a candy, he would be a lolly!. 11. If Derek were a song, he would be Superfragilisticxpedidocious. 12. I dislike it when Derek __. 13. If I could be with Derek right now, I would give him a candy. 14. If I could give Derek one thing, it would be anything he wants. 15. Sometimes, when I think of Derek, I burp.
1. Derek and I are humans............usually. 2. Derek is a highly interesting person. 3. Derek isn't short. 4. Derek makes me feel like rambling on and on about nothing. but so does everything else in the world. :D 5. One thing that I like about Derek is his hair. if i were a boy, i would have my hair like that. tis nice. 6. If I could change one thing about Derek, I would make it so that he would actively seek out waffles, as every good child should. 7. Derek should be happy forever! 8. If Derek were a color, he would be.... the first colour i thought of was blue, i think, but ive never really thought about it before. hrm. 9. If Derek were an animal, he would probably not have a computer. 10. If Derek were a candy, he would be made of sugar. 11. If Derek were a song, he would be TWO HEADED BOY BY NEUTRAL MILK HOTEL AHHH SPAZ SPAZ!! NMH <3<3
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2. Derek is the sexiest, coolest guy ever.
3. Derek isn't yours! he's mine!
4. Derek makes me feel special <3
5. One thing that I like about Derek is everything.
6. If I could change one thing about Derek, I would change where he lives :P
7. Derek should come have sex with me, now!
8. If Derek were a color, she (haha) would be hmm... I don't know. a nice color :D
9. If Derek were an animal, HE would be ...i don't know :(
10. If Derek were a candy, heeee would be chocolate! he's so sweet <3
11. If Derek were a song, he would be, erm. I don't know :(
12. I dislike it when Derek doesn't talk to meh.
13. If I could be with Derek right now, I would jump on him and have wild sex with him.
14. If I could give Derek one thing, it would be my virginity! bwahaha. <3 hmm, I'm not sure. what do you want, Derek? oh yes, i'd give you my love! but, you already have it!
15. Sometimes, when I think of Derek, I get very horny. :P
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2. Derek is MY SEX POT.
3. Derek isn't YOURS.
4. Derek makes me feel HORNY.
5. One thing that I like about Derek is HIS HOTNESS.
6. If I could change one thing about Derek, I would HE BEATS ME!.
7. Derek should TOUCH MY BOOBLES.
8. If Derek were a color, he would be LIME GREEN - IT TURNS ME ON.
9. If Derek were an animal, he would be HES A TIGER IN THE BED.. RAWR.
10. If Derek were a candy, he would be MMM A LOLLIPOP, I WANNA SUCK HIM :p.
11. If Derek were a song, he would be P-I-M-P.
12. I dislike it when Derek HE BEATS ME.
13. If I could be with Derek right now, I would LET HIM TOUCH MY BOOBLES.
14. If I could give Derek one thing, it would be MY BOOBLES
15. Sometimes, when I think of Derek, I ________.
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15. Sometimes, when I think of Derek, I MASTURBATE.
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2. Derek is cute.
3. Derek isn't stupid. <-- :D
4. Derek makes me feel un-artistic.
5. One thing that I like about Derek is his artyness.
6. If I could change one thing about Derek, I would nothing. He's good the way he is.
7. Derek should smile.
8. If Derek were a color, he would be pink.
9. If Derek were an animal, he would be a puppy.
10. If Derek were a candy, he would be a lolly!.
11. If Derek were a song, he would be Superfragilisticxpedidocious.
12. I dislike it when Derek __.
13. If I could be with Derek right now, I would give him a candy.
14. If I could give Derek one thing, it would be anything he wants.
15. Sometimes, when I think of Derek, I burp.
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1. Derek and I are humans............usually.
2. Derek is a highly interesting person.
3. Derek isn't short.
4. Derek makes me feel like rambling on and on about nothing. but so does everything else in the world. :D
5. One thing that I like about Derek is his hair. if i were a boy, i would have my hair like that. tis nice.
6. If I could change one thing about Derek, I would make it so that he would actively seek out waffles, as every good child should.
7. Derek should be happy forever!
8. If Derek were a color, he would be.... the first colour i thought of was blue, i think, but ive never really thought about it before. hrm.
9. If Derek were an animal, he would probably not have a computer.
10. If Derek were a candy, he would be made of sugar.
11. If Derek were a song, he would be TWO HEADED BOY BY NEUTRAL MILK HOTEL AHHH SPAZ SPAZ!! NMH <3<3 ( ... )
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