Twenty-First Patrol

[slightly_knurd]

Comments

[electronicly]

Congratulations, Commander.

[slightly_knurd]

Thank you. Anything you've got a question with?

[Private/Unhackable]

[teh_alpha_male]

Warden, if I may, I'd like to have a word with you about my wife, Anita Blake. And about Ted Forrester as well.

[Private/Unhackable]

[slightly_knurd]

I'd like it if you did. Maybe sort out what the hell they're going on about.

Re: [Private/Unhackable]

[teh_alpha_male]

Ted Forrester's real name is Edward. He calls himself a bounty hunter, but what he really is is a killer and an assassin. He mostly hunts the supernatural because he got bored with humans, found they were too easy to kill.

Two nights ago he and my wife had the incredibly stupid idea of trying to kill a vampire here that is from our world. The vampire is tied to my wife. The attempt failed. Edward was cast aside like so much garbage and my wife has been, for all attempts and purposes, imprisoned. Edward is trying to discredit her because he failed to kill Belle. His pride took a beating the other night like it never has before and he blames Anita.

[Private/Unhackable]

[slightly_knurd]

He's an assassin and a killer and he's in my gods-damned police team. He'll fit right in.

Why are you telling me this?

[anddontbitch]

But how'm I gonna find a good ballgown in time, Commander?

[slightly_knurd]

I suggest you rent one. Otherwise it'll stay in your closet for an age and a half and you'll never wear it.

[one_of_heaven]

...Commander, there's been the none to collect the cat.

I do believe I was promised an intervention force?