I'm not generally terribly interested in shopping but there, they are masters of their craft. Some of the bags are like works of art.
Well, my father is the Muggle Minister of Defence, who is about five times as concerned with his public image as any politician and determined - so I believe, anyway - to set me up with what he believes to be a suitable young man, so make of that what you will.
I'm a shopping fiend. But yes, some of the bags are museum worthy.
My mother cares about money, and people who have lots of it. And blood, and people who are 'pure'. She doesn't care so much about whether people are young or interesting or nice.
And where did I say I was talking about you, darling?
While I do agree that our Head of House is not the most stable member of the faculty though he's certainly not the LEAST stable either, I must take issue with your assertion that he preferred the creative essays. Mine wasn't in the least creative.
I don't understand it. I top the class every single bloody year - and in one ridiculous essay about the correct methods of cutting some stupid plant, I am beaten by half the class.
Don't worry so much, love. You'll still top the class. Slughorn is just suffering from Spring Fever like the rest of us. I'll find a way to cheer you up in Gay Paree. Or several ways.
I'm hurt that you don't know me, Mister Head Boy. I'm the older, smarter, sexier, sane Slytherin variety of Capper. I'm not at all likely to fangirl you ala my sister though you are fit, I hope you aren't offended?
Oh my. I'm sorry I wasted your time then. Good luck with NEWTs and your play. I won't bother with anyone who doesn't want to talk to me. I've got better things to do as well.
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Do you feel the need to brag about your grade to compensate for other shortcomings, I wonder? Tramp.
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Your mother sounds rather like my father.
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For your sake I hope your father is nothing like my conniving, manipulative, blood-supremacist mother. If he is, you have my condolences.
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Well, my father is the Muggle Minister of Defence, who is about five times as concerned with his public image as any politician and determined - so I believe, anyway - to set me up with what he believes to be a suitable young man, so make of that what you will.
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My mother cares about money, and people who have lots of it. And blood, and people who are 'pure'. She doesn't care so much about whether people are young or interesting or nice.
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It's not my fault Slughorn's batshit insane and preferred 'creative endevours'.
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While I do agree that our Head of House is not the most stable member of the faculty though he's certainly not the LEAST stable either, I must take issue with your assertion that he preferred the creative essays. Mine wasn't in the least creative.
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Darling, you're always talking about me.
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Not always. Sometimes I'm talking about Julius.
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