The sad thing is, the little girl who was with them was the best-behaved of the group. The old man was yelling and argumentative, the old woman kept asking stupid questions and bitching, but the little girl was content to quietly play with her Happy Meal toy.
I should've gotten a Happy Meal. I wanted a toy, too! :(
They were only Beanie Babies. Hell, I didn't know that they still made those demon minions of evil. I suppose the Hamburglar one would be kind of cool. Then I could arrest him for thievery and throw him into the hole!
Personally, I wanted Grimace; you know that I've always hated the purple freak and his creepy eyes. I thought Nixie and I could chew on Grimace, erasing that annoying smug expression off his face as we slowly destroy his limbs and disembowel (disembean?) his body.
You know, now that I think about it, Big Bird is just as evil as Grimace. But I already punished Big Bird - I chewed the nose off of my Big Bird squeak toy when I was four. THAT TAUGHT HIM MWAHA.
Da' Pimp be teaching dat bird who da' ho and who da man.
Let's face it, Grimace and Big Bird are both evil, but I do have to give Big Bird the advantage. He has that three foot long beak that could really do some damage. Just think how much more frightening the movie The Birds would have been were he to swoop down and peck out your eyeballs.
Seeing as he is a PBS character though, I suppose he would then use the eyes to teach you to count or something. Actually, combine it with that one tripped out pinball-count-to-twelve video, and you have the workings of a lifelong psychological abnormality.
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I should've gotten a Happy Meal. I wanted a toy, too! :(
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MWAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
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You know, now that I think about it, Big Bird is just as evil as Grimace. But I already punished Big Bird - I chewed the nose off of my Big Bird squeak toy when I was four. THAT TAUGHT HIM MWAHA.
HA.
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Let's face it, Grimace and Big Bird are both evil, but I do have to give Big Bird the advantage. He has that three foot long beak that could really do some damage. Just think how much more frightening the movie The Birds would have been were he to swoop down and peck out your eyeballs.
Seeing as he is a PBS character though, I suppose he would then use the eyes to teach you to count or something. Actually, combine it with that one tripped out pinball-count-to-twelve video, and you have the workings of a lifelong psychological abnormality.
Here, feel the evil:
http://www.milkandcookies.com/links/7850/
What would Grimace do, make a purple fat roll wave at you?
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Come to think of it, that Grimace is also one scary mama.
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