My 24th birthday is coming up (July 9th) and for those of you who are thoughtful and generous enough to get me something but don't know what to get the man who has it all, I'll save you the trouble ( Read more... )

A man can only take so much shit in one 24-hour period without flipping out. The pressure has become unbearable. Do you know how hard it is for me not to just give it all up right now? But no, I cant do that, theres too much riding on this, too much on my plate for me to just curl up and die. So much for smooth sailing, but I made my bed and now I' ( Read more... )

So I dont know if it was the full moon or the fact that it's Spring Break but last night at work was effin crazy. It was a Wednesday, so there were only 2 bouncers scheduled to work that night (me and another person) so I covered the door while the other bouncer, Jude, did his best to keep the peace amongst the inebriated patrons. By midnight the ( Read more... )

You're looking at the new bouncer at the Zuma Bar on Mill Ave. in downtown Tempe. It's a newer club, only been open for a few months now, but it gets hella busy on the weekends. If anybody remembers where the old Rio Salado Brewing Co. used to be, it's in that same building, right next door to the pool hall. So if you're in the area stop by and say ( Read more... )

So Thursday night I was bored and decided to go do some sober-barhopping down on Mill Ave. (which I came to realize isn't nearly as fun when you're the only one in the bar doing it) lol so anyways, i was walking down the street on my way to Fat Tuesdays when a group of about 8 or 9 girls stops me in my tracks. One of them speaks up and says "Hey ( Read more... )

pics from Me and Molly's trip to Puerto Penasco (Rocky Point)

( have as much beer as you want, just don't drink the water )

Got my christmas present from Molly early this year... a sweet ass sunburst Les Paul!! yup, she's a keeper!


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My cousin Chancy died in a car accident last week, the day after Thanksgiving. Apparently he was drinking at the bar with his fiancee, and as they were leaving she told him that he was too drunk to drive home, and to let her. Chancy, being just as stubborn as I remembered him, set out to prove her wrong. So he was driving his truck home, rolled ( Read more... )

Yup, thats right. I asked her and she said yes. It was a scary thought but now its like a huge weight has been lifted off my shoulders and I couldn't be happier.


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The trip to Vegas was awesome, i had hella fun... well, as much fun as you can have when youre not a drinker, smoker, or compulsive gambler. all in all i think i broke about even... i wasted money on the slots, then won it back at the blackjack tables, and blew it all on hookers and trips to the buffet... vegas baby, vegas. anywho...

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