4. I use my money to barter with aliens. After buying a ship, I use it to jump galaxies discovering that I can go back in time about 10 minutes. I then use my hyperdrive (by the way I know how to drive a spaceship, cool huh) to jump back 10 minutes to when the aliens land surprising them. I go Hans Solo on their asses leaving them in a pile of dust. Unbeknownst to me, one of those aliens was the greatly feared Queen Bitch and now that I've defeated her I'm the new ruler of ane...anem...anemo we'll just call it Wakkamakka. Happily ever after! :)
hands down the best thing ive heard all day :) you win a cookie
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hands down the best thing ive heard all day :) you win a cookie
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Mmm... Cookies *loud crunching sounds* Me love cookies!
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