such a confused, misguided youth

[slim]

so im at work. and i havent seen a customer in an hour and a half. so i decided to google "ALEX ABELL". everyone should google themselves.. i found an old entry to netcult.org in which my occupation is "homeless bastard" that was back when my email was somatic@loveable.com

Comments

[sarahislame]

Oh FBLA. That was my life in high school.. I'm not too sure how proud I am of that.

[coleburt]

I don't get anything about me in google because I fly below the radar. Mwaahhaaa...They will NEVER catch me...alive

[theamazingcv]

bahaha, i really like the stuff from the webpage. did anyone ever email you?

meh when i google my name i get a bunch of "[jim, james, ann, etc.] christy, vice president." damn my awesome last name!

[geoncic]

I googled "bob zalinksi" -- he's a well known tour guide

"steve mcgoober" brings up your tripod website.

and my name brings up some stalkerish post that i left on Jan Van Der Roost's website.

I used to have a few pages of results on my name, but the man keeps deleting evidence of my existance. it's really weird.