Well, anyways...

I got a call from Dick this morning. He needed a ride to the airport emergency style because Delta moved his flight up without notifying him. If he was late, the navy would cut his balls off. So I go over to his house as fast as I can get there. He's still packing his stuff and putting on his uniform. We were the only ones at his ( Read more... )

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Good Morning Judge, what may be my fine

It's been 1911 to '29

They arrested me for murder

I haven't harmed a man

Women hollering murder

But Lord, I haven't raised my hand

I've got nobody to get me out on bond

Lord, I would not mind, but I ain't done nothing wrong

Please Judge Harsh, bring to light your powerful kin

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Well, yesterday we dug a big hole behind the sentient bean.
I mean like....really.

Dude, Come back to me.


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When you get stung by a hornet, the closest limb to the sting automatically stops functioning and you feel a strange inclination to run around the yard screaming "Goddamit!"

And then you fall asleep and die.

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Tommorrow I will be going up to the farm. I feel that this time I may not come back. I will continue to do what it is that I do until it kills me or sees me injured beyond my own capabilities. For if I am to die somewhere, let it be in a cottonfield with the sun shining down upon my face. This, I know is a grim outlook and I have no real intentions ( Read more... )