Let me pretend like I'm still active. Or have reason-ta be.

[sliminem]

Rapper Eminem Does Basically Nothing with Life

By Marshall Mathers

DETROIT, MI. - Marshall "Eminem" Mathers can't even be googled these days

Comments

[izabel_goulart]

you should bring yourself around more.

[sliminem]

I wanna say I will, but I think everyone knows by now that it's one day at-a time wit' me.

[sliminem]

Yeah, but I hear you party wit' Lindsay Lohan so at least you're doin' sump'thin besides not movin' much.

[kelli_garner]

Do I know you?????

[sliminem]

I don't know. Do you?

[kelli_garner]

Are you the one that pokes me in the morning?

[williams_robin]

Ever thought of becoming a journalist? You had me thinking it was real too until Britt somehow smacked me in the head.

I hear through the grapevine "King Mathers" drops before your birthday. Nice save on the ego. You could almost pass as humble old me if you were twenty-two years older.

[sliminem]

Ha, nah, man. I had-a hard time spellin' that shit, I ain't too bright. That's why I vocalize shit in music.

Hahaha. Wow. I'm a little surprised that you've heard anythin' 'bout that. Aside from people from my label, most-a that shit's been under wraps. Which has been real easy 'cause few people follow my career no more. Stop stalkin' me, Robin Williams. I don't know what I'd do if I found out you had my developed photos all over your livin' room wall from my years outta the spotlight, man.

[williams_robin]

Hmmm, you never know...

Just kidding. But seriously, in my defense; I'm just a very intrigued fan of your work. So I'm inclined to know these little things. Plus, I know people who know people who know people, and besides that, I'm people enough, so that's that. Haha.

[k_russell]

DON'T NUDGE ME. Can we just get married now? Please.

[sliminem]

I GOTTA. Sure, it looks like I'm single now anyways.