bitch its your turn

[slimjim1686]

Harry is Dumbledore's Horcrux! Harry mates with Hermoine and they have a threesome with Dobby and produce an offspring and can't tell if the scarring on the poor little child's face is because of Harry or a house-elf's genes! Seamus Finnegan has no penis but he and Dean discover alternative methods to have wild nights! Severus Snape is a half-blood

Comments

[rollinstrane]

I was about to pick the book up to start it and was all, 0_o, because you had given all away, and then I realised this was a send-up.

[damnthedreams]

And a damn good sned up at that ;)
Whorecrux! haha!