My wacky parents sent me a christmas card today. I only live half an hour from home and I work at the same place as my dad. But the great thing is, is that it's the first non-bill mail I've gotten in like 6 weeks. :)

Waaaaaahhaaaaa! I bought a sweet space heater, take that cold weather fuckers! Amanda says "THINGS!!!!" and "Brad, you're not supposed to write that." So I say to her, "Shut the Fuck Up, HOBAGSLUT!~!#@#" And now it's sweet spanish lovemaking time!

1. Grab the nearest book.
2. Open the book to page 123.
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post the text of the sentence in your journal...along with these instructions.
5. Don't search around and look for the "coolest" book you can find. Do what's actually next to you.

"Modern Society has discontinued this practice, but strong remnants remain"

Hello hello. I'm glad this week is this week. So far I don't think I have anything big due, nor do I have any midterms, so I can actually relax this week. Also, party this weekend wif Craigasauras Rex. Much fun will be had, I'm sure. I need to buy groceries, I think, also I need to do laundry. There should be some way to combine laundry and ( Read more... )

TODAY IS A DAY OFF FROM GHEY CLASSES!!! TAKE THAT DICKUS'!!!TIME TO GET READY FOR THE CHEESECAKE FACTORY!!!!!

Oh man, I'm finally done with crazy 2 weeks of midterms. It feels good, except tomorrow I get the prompt for a paper I have to have written by the day after thanksgiving, which is also another test day. Also, on thursday I have to go to the business library to work on my paper for Media Economics. Man, what's the deal, I didn't become a Jcomm ( Read more... )

Firstly, I'm so incredibly pissed that the young voters didn't turn out to the polls again. Way to let me down, fuckers. Speaking of fuckers, I'll probably have to punch April's friend Kevin if I ever see that fucker again. What kind a jackass that kid was. Eh, whatever. So I feel that my break from livejournal must end at all costs. I've ( Read more... )

I sincerely hope this is not an accurate article, or I've just lost a much of what's left of my faith in the ol' USA home of the "free".

Since I am the king of the mountain, I declare this picture to the only picture of Amanda available to anyone:


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