So the Pentagon once considered building a "gay bomb" which would release hormones to turn the enemy gay so that they would be reduced to dry-humping each other and we'd win.

YOU WISH I WAS KIDDING.

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I HAVE NO PHONE. My phone randomly DIED so I have no cell phone until I don't know when.

Edit:
My new phone will get to me on Thursday, so I guess until then if anyone needs me you should comment on LJ, IM me or facebook message me.

I have become a text message addict so I'm prolly gonna be weirded out the next couple days... XD

As many are aware, the French government recently announced a raise in its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide". The normal level is "General Arrogance", and the only two higher levels in France are "Surrender" and "Collaborate". The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the ( Read more... )

If the dream is a translation of waking life,
waking life is also a translation of the dream.
                              --Rene Magritte

"life is the art of being well-decieved"

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So this weekend was pretty awesome. :D We got Moni a new fish and I got to name him and his name is Santiago and he is wise. Wise and confused. It's probably wise to be confused anyhow.


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