ADVENTURE

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[slinkoboy]

>Nemildibmimlir: Remember from Very Real training that the key to being a secret agent is to ABUSE THE META as much as possible. Thus, throw a rock at the guard's EXCLAMATION MARK to break it, rendering him momentarily CONFUSED.

[theguindo]

Nemi: Wait for the guard's vision cone to turn the other way, and THEN charge in!

[krinehare]

His SIGHT CONE implies that his visual range is terrible. A true Secret Agent would use this fact by throwing something behind the left blockade while staying up against the wall on the right, and wait for him to investigate. Then, when his back was turned, said Agent would sneak past and through the door.

Me? I say peek around the corner and shoot him in the head before he figures out what's going on. It's still stealth if there's nobody left to report back.

That presumes, of course, that you have WEPON. If you do not have WEPON, do the previous stuff, but ram his head into the wall so hard he gets knocked unconcious.

[bahustard]

DEPLOY MAGAZINES

[slinkoboy]

>His SIGHT CONE implies that his visual range is terrible. A true Secret Agent would use this fact by throwing something behind the left blockade while staying up against the wall on the right, and wait for him to investigate. Then, when his back was turned, said Agent would sneak past and through the door.
>DEPLOY MAGAZINES

[theguindo]

Tell him his wings are actually kind of awesome!

[magedragonfire]

Pluck its feathers!

[slinkoboy]

>Tell him his wings are actually kind of awesome!
>Ask if he can fly!
>Pet wings.

[theguindo]

> End this and save your sister in ONE FELL SWOOP!

[slinkoboy]

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[krinehare]

One fell swoop... of course!
Strap WINGS to arms, grab SISTER with legs, fly up and bash BOSS with SISTER.
If Samurai Legend Musashi has taught me anything, it's that the best weapon is a woman's feet.

[slinkoboy]

>Strap WINGS to arms, grab SISTER with legs, fly up and bash BOSS with SISTER.

[slinkoboy]

But then we'd have a Tezajaara child!