Facebook is Addictive!
Title: Facebook is Addictive!
Author: slip_into you
Rating: PG-13
Length: 1000+
Spoilers: None.
Disclaimer: I own a lot of things, however, I do not own glee. If I did Faberry would've happened since the very first episode.
Summary: Completely senseless fluff!! The Glee kids are addicted to Facebook. Especially Rachel.
Rachel Berry hates Santana Lopez.
Santana Lopez haha suck it, Berry!
Rachel Berry wishes people used their Facebook statuses PROPERLY!
Brittany No Last-Name loves Santana Lopez.
Rachel Berry is going to kill the freaks.
Rachel Berry has killed the freaks.
Brittany No Last-Name and Santana Lopez are now In and Open Relationship.
Santana Lopez heehee
Rachel Berry is now friends with The Puckzilla, Tina Cohen-Chang and Finn Hudson.
The Puckzilla is now friends with Santana Lopez and Brittany No Last-Name.
The Puckzilla wrote on Brittany No Last-Name’s wall:
-- 3pm my house, naked. Me, u, Santana.
Santana Lopez wrote on The Puckzilla’s wall:
-- shut your rat hole puck or I’ll cut your balls off!
Tina Cohen-Chang needs to buy a new hat.
Rachel Berry does not like the FriendFinder application.
Rachel Berry wrote on The Puckzilla’s wall:
-- I hate your name. It is completely and utterly inappropriate for a social networking site dedicated to connecting friends and families across nations of the world. It is not a site for you to go and pimp out your porn name. There are various sites for that. If you wish I will look them up for you.
The Puckzilla wrote on Rachel Berry’s wall:
-- shut up!
Rachel Berry is now friends with Quinn Fabray.
Quinn Fabray is now friends with Santana Lopez, Brittany No Last-Name, The Puckzilla, Finn Hudson, Tina Cohen-Chang, Artie Abrams, Kurt Hummel and Mercedes Jones.
Artie Abrams just ripped his pants.
Tina Cohen-Chang is sewing Artie Abrams pants. *sigh* no new hat for me today.
Rachel Berry hates The Puckzilla.
The Puckzilla is laughing at Rachel Berry.
The Puckzilla has just let one rip!!! HAHHAHHA
Santana Lopez commented on The Puckzilla's status:
-- you're a disgusting pig.
Brittany No Last-Name commented on The Puckzilla's status:
-- what did u rip?
Santana Lopez commented on The Puckzilla's status:
-- nevermind B
Brittany No Last-Name is feeding birds.
Rachel Berry, Quinn Fabray and Tina Cohen-Chang have joined the group Team Glee Network.
Kurt Hummel, Rachel Berry, The Puckzilla, Tina Cohen-Chang, and Finn Hudson are attending New Directions Showdown.
Kurt Hummel is enemies with Rachel Berry.
Rachel Berry is sad.
Finn Hudson is waiting with whipped cream and comfort.
Rachel Berry is not THAT sad.
Rachel Berry is now in a relationship with Quinn Fabray.
Finn Hudson commented on Rachel Berry’s status:
-- :(
The Puckzilla commented on Rachel Berry’s status:
-- 3 SOME!!!!!
Brittany No Last-Name likes Rachel Berry’s status.
Santana Lopez commented on Rachel Berry’s status:
-- you don’t need to display it for the world to see your dysfunctional relationship.
Kurt Hummel commented on Rachel Berry’s status:
-- are you still dating? I thought she would've dumped you already.
Rachel Berry commented on her status:
-- Yes, Kurt, we are still dating! We’re very happy! And Santana, that’s no different than your relationship status.
Santana Lopez commented on Rachel Berry’s status:
-- my relationship status is cool. your’s is lame like you.
Artie Abrams and Tina-Cohen Chang are now in a relationship.
Quinn Fabray wrote on Rachel Berry’s wall:
-- Rachel, why did you make this for me?
Rachel Berry wrote on Quinn Fabray’s wall:
-- It’s a new way for us to communicate.
Quinn Fabray wrote on Rachel Berry’s wall:
-- I see you everyday you dork!
Quinn Fabray is now listed as single.
Brittany No Last-Name commented on Quinn Fabray’s status:
-- Facebook needs a dislike button.
Rachel Berry is mad at Quinn Fabray >=/
Quinn Fabray and Rachel Berry are now engaged.
Rachel Berry loves Quinn Fabray <3
Santana Lopez commented on Rachel Berry’s status:
-- Congratulations on the engagement. I hope your marriage falls apart.
Mercedes Jones and Kurt Hummel are engaged.
Rachel Berry commented on Mercedes Jones’s status:
-- Copycats. You do not understand the meaning of relationship statuses. They are for real relationships. What if someone is interested in you, Mercedes? He’ll go to your facebook and see that you’re in a relationship and your chance will be gone.
Mercedes Jones wrote on Kurt Hummel’s wall:
-- How do you block Rachel?
Kurt Hummel commented on Mercedes Jones’s status:
-- Shut up, Rachel!
Kurt Hummel wrote on Mercedes Jones's wall:
-- I've been trying to figure that out for a week.
Quinn Fabray commented on Mercedes Jones’s status:
-- watch it, Hummel.
Rachel Berry commented on Mercedes Jones’s status:
-- Haha :P
Rachel Berry is mad at Quinn Fabray.
Quinn Fabray commented on Rachel Berry’s status:
-- what did I do now?
Rachel Berry commented on her status:
-- You haven’t written anything nice about me on your status. Therefore, it is unacceptable.
Quinn Fabray loves Rachel Berry to no end. <333333
Finn Hudson D:
The Puckzilla is one smart cookie.
Tina Cohen-Chang is blood thirsty.
Kurt Hummel and Mercedes Jones are attending EPIC SHOWDOWN.
Rachel Berry does not remember having so many sons and daughters.
Brittany No Last-Name does not understand why all these birds are following her.
The Puckzilla has got jizz in his pants.
Finn Hudson commented on The Puckzilla’s status:
-- im down with that.
Artie Abrams is gonna hurl.
Santana Lopez has gone curse seal on the birds.
Brittany No Last-Name is now watching the birds chase Santana Lopez.
Rachel Berry has just recorded a new myspace video.
Rachel Berry is now uploading her myspace video.
Rachel Berry’s myspace video is now uploaded.
Quinn Fabray thinks Rachel Berry needs to get off facebook.
Rachel Berry commented on Quinn Fabray’s status:
-- So we can make out? ;)
The Puckzilla has just died from imagination overload.
Rachel Berry thinks The Puckzilla is disgusting.
The Puckzilla is outside Rachel Berry’s window.
Rachel Berry wrote on The Puckzilla’s wall:
-- I’m at Quinn’s house you loser.
Finn Husdon commented on The Puckzilla’s wall post:
-- hahaha u got pwned.
The Puckzilla commented on his wall post:
-- dude, ur right next to me!
Kurt Hummel does not understand why he finds Finn Hudson's stupidity adorable.
Finn Hudson commented on Kurt Hummel’s status:
-- Uhhhh…. WHAT?!?!
Rachel Berry has one less friend?! Who deleted me off their facebook??? I demand an answer now people! What have I done to deserve this???
Santana Lopez commented on Rachel Berry’s status:
-- geez berry, you have only 10 friends. how hard is it to find out who it is?
Rachel Berry wrote on Mercedes Jones’s wall:
-- Why did Kurt delete me off his facebook? I don’t even bother him as much as I do in person.
Mercedes Jones wrote on Rachel Berry’s wall:
-- why don’t you ask him at school tomorrow?
Rachel Berry wrote on Mercedes Jones’s wall:
-- Because this is a matter of life and death! My friends count is uneven, I do not like looking at uneven numbers. It’s one thing to delete me off his facebook because I did something to him, but I haven’t bothered him. I haven’t even written on his wall! I don’t even comment on his statuses!!!
Tina Cohen-Chang wrote on Rachel Berry’s wall:
-- I think Kurt deleted his facebook. He’s not on mine either.
Rachel Berry wrote on Tina Cohen-Chang’s wall:
-- Oh ok. I feel better now.
Mercedes Jones does not understand how Quinn Fabray can put up with Rachel Berry’s insanity.
Quinn Fabray wrote on Rachel Berry’s wall:
-- you need to get off facebook. I’m bored.
Rachel Berry wrote on Quinn Fabray’s wall:
-- We’ll make out in a minute, sweetie! I just found all these cool groups. Check out this one, i laugh at my own jokes, because i'm hilarious and Trying To Put On A T-shirt Without Messing Up Your Hair and Dear Math, I Don't Want To Solve Your Problems, I Have My Own To Solve. Omg Quinn, check this one out No. Your Wrong. So just sit there in your wrongness and be wrong, "dammit im mad" backwards is "dammit im mad" OHHHHH SHIIIIIIIT.
Quinn Fabray wrote on Rachel Berry’s wall:
-- RACHEL I’M NEXT TO YOU!!!!
The Puckzilla commented on Quinn Fabray’s wall post:
-- ur a dag!!!! I’m bored too. Let me come over and watch u make out.
Quinn Fabray commented on her wall post:
-- if you’re anywhere within a 5 metre radius I will slit your throat.
Finn Hudson wrote on The Puckzilla’s wall:
-- u wanna watch porn?
The Puckzilla wrote on Finn Hudson’s wall:
-- we can do something better than watch porn!!!!!!!!
Brittany No Last-Name is making out with Santana Lopez.
The Puckzilla is outside Santana Lopez’s window and it's getting hot.
Finn Hudson is outside Santana Lopez’s window and is trying very very hard to think about the mail man right now.
Santana Lopez is making out with Brittany No Last-Name.
Rachel Berry wrote on The Puckzilla’s wall:
-- Santana isn’t home. I think your watching her parents. That is just gross!!!
The Puckzilla swears to never ever ever spy on people again.
Finn Hudson wants to rip his eyes out.
Rachel Berry and Quinn Fabray are now married.
Rachel Berry loves Quinn Fabray. <3 xoxoxoxox
Quinn Fabray loves Rachel Berry xxxxooooxoxox.
Author: slip_into you
Rating: PG-13
Length: 1000+
Spoilers: None.
Disclaimer: I own a lot of things, however, I do not own glee. If I did Faberry would've happened since the very first episode.
Summary: Completely senseless fluff!! The Glee kids are addicted to Facebook. Especially Rachel.
Rachel Berry hates Santana Lopez.
Santana Lopez haha suck it, Berry!
Rachel Berry wishes people used their Facebook statuses PROPERLY!
Brittany No Last-Name loves Santana Lopez.
Rachel Berry is going to kill the freaks.
Rachel Berry has killed the freaks.
Brittany No Last-Name and Santana Lopez are now In and Open Relationship.
Santana Lopez heehee
Rachel Berry is now friends with The Puckzilla, Tina Cohen-Chang and Finn Hudson.
The Puckzilla is now friends with Santana Lopez and Brittany No Last-Name.
The Puckzilla wrote on Brittany No Last-Name’s wall:
-- 3pm my house, naked. Me, u, Santana.
Santana Lopez wrote on The Puckzilla’s wall:
-- shut your rat hole puck or I’ll cut your balls off!
Tina Cohen-Chang needs to buy a new hat.
Rachel Berry does not like the FriendFinder application.
Rachel Berry wrote on The Puckzilla’s wall:
-- I hate your name. It is completely and utterly inappropriate for a social networking site dedicated to connecting friends and families across nations of the world. It is not a site for you to go and pimp out your porn name. There are various sites for that. If you wish I will look them up for you.
The Puckzilla wrote on Rachel Berry’s wall:
-- shut up!
Rachel Berry is now friends with Quinn Fabray.
Quinn Fabray is now friends with Santana Lopez, Brittany No Last-Name, The Puckzilla, Finn Hudson, Tina Cohen-Chang, Artie Abrams, Kurt Hummel and Mercedes Jones.
Artie Abrams just ripped his pants.
Tina Cohen-Chang is sewing Artie Abrams pants. *sigh* no new hat for me today.
Rachel Berry hates The Puckzilla.
The Puckzilla is laughing at Rachel Berry.
The Puckzilla has just let one rip!!! HAHHAHHA
Santana Lopez commented on The Puckzilla's status:
-- you're a disgusting pig.
Brittany No Last-Name commented on The Puckzilla's status:
-- what did u rip?
Santana Lopez commented on The Puckzilla's status:
-- nevermind B
Brittany No Last-Name is feeding birds.
Rachel Berry, Quinn Fabray and Tina Cohen-Chang have joined the group Team Glee Network.
Kurt Hummel, Rachel Berry, The Puckzilla, Tina Cohen-Chang, and Finn Hudson are attending New Directions Showdown.
Kurt Hummel is enemies with Rachel Berry.
Rachel Berry is sad.
Finn Hudson is waiting with whipped cream and comfort.
Rachel Berry is not THAT sad.
Rachel Berry is now in a relationship with Quinn Fabray.
Finn Hudson commented on Rachel Berry’s status:
-- :(
The Puckzilla commented on Rachel Berry’s status:
-- 3 SOME!!!!!
Brittany No Last-Name likes Rachel Berry’s status.
Santana Lopez commented on Rachel Berry’s status:
-- you don’t need to display it for the world to see your dysfunctional relationship.
Kurt Hummel commented on Rachel Berry’s status:
-- are you still dating? I thought she would've dumped you already.
Rachel Berry commented on her status:
-- Yes, Kurt, we are still dating! We’re very happy! And Santana, that’s no different than your relationship status.
Santana Lopez commented on Rachel Berry’s status:
-- my relationship status is cool. your’s is lame like you.
Artie Abrams and Tina-Cohen Chang are now in a relationship.
Quinn Fabray wrote on Rachel Berry’s wall:
-- Rachel, why did you make this for me?
Rachel Berry wrote on Quinn Fabray’s wall:
-- It’s a new way for us to communicate.
Quinn Fabray wrote on Rachel Berry’s wall:
-- I see you everyday you dork!
Quinn Fabray is now listed as single.
Brittany No Last-Name commented on Quinn Fabray’s status:
-- Facebook needs a dislike button.
Rachel Berry is mad at Quinn Fabray >=/
Quinn Fabray and Rachel Berry are now engaged.
Rachel Berry loves Quinn Fabray <3
Santana Lopez commented on Rachel Berry’s status:
-- Congratulations on the engagement. I hope your marriage falls apart.
Mercedes Jones and Kurt Hummel are engaged.
Rachel Berry commented on Mercedes Jones’s status:
-- Copycats. You do not understand the meaning of relationship statuses. They are for real relationships. What if someone is interested in you, Mercedes? He’ll go to your facebook and see that you’re in a relationship and your chance will be gone.
Mercedes Jones wrote on Kurt Hummel’s wall:
-- How do you block Rachel?
Kurt Hummel commented on Mercedes Jones’s status:
-- Shut up, Rachel!
Kurt Hummel wrote on Mercedes Jones's wall:
-- I've been trying to figure that out for a week.
Quinn Fabray commented on Mercedes Jones’s status:
-- watch it, Hummel.
Rachel Berry commented on Mercedes Jones’s status:
-- Haha :P
Rachel Berry is mad at Quinn Fabray.
Quinn Fabray commented on Rachel Berry’s status:
-- what did I do now?
Rachel Berry commented on her status:
-- You haven’t written anything nice about me on your status. Therefore, it is unacceptable.
Quinn Fabray loves Rachel Berry to no end. <333333
Finn Hudson D:
The Puckzilla is one smart cookie.
Tina Cohen-Chang is blood thirsty.
Kurt Hummel and Mercedes Jones are attending EPIC SHOWDOWN.
Rachel Berry does not remember having so many sons and daughters.
Brittany No Last-Name does not understand why all these birds are following her.
The Puckzilla has got jizz in his pants.
Finn Hudson commented on The Puckzilla’s status:
-- im down with that.
Artie Abrams is gonna hurl.
Santana Lopez has gone curse seal on the birds.
Brittany No Last-Name is now watching the birds chase Santana Lopez.
Rachel Berry has just recorded a new myspace video.
Rachel Berry is now uploading her myspace video.
Rachel Berry’s myspace video is now uploaded.
Quinn Fabray thinks Rachel Berry needs to get off facebook.
Rachel Berry commented on Quinn Fabray’s status:
-- So we can make out? ;)
The Puckzilla has just died from imagination overload.
Rachel Berry thinks The Puckzilla is disgusting.
The Puckzilla is outside Rachel Berry’s window.
Rachel Berry wrote on The Puckzilla’s wall:
-- I’m at Quinn’s house you loser.
Finn Husdon commented on The Puckzilla’s wall post:
-- hahaha u got pwned.
The Puckzilla commented on his wall post:
-- dude, ur right next to me!
Kurt Hummel does not understand why he finds Finn Hudson's stupidity adorable.
Finn Hudson commented on Kurt Hummel’s status:
-- Uhhhh…. WHAT?!?!
Rachel Berry has one less friend?! Who deleted me off their facebook??? I demand an answer now people! What have I done to deserve this???
Santana Lopez commented on Rachel Berry’s status:
-- geez berry, you have only 10 friends. how hard is it to find out who it is?
Rachel Berry wrote on Mercedes Jones’s wall:
-- Why did Kurt delete me off his facebook? I don’t even bother him as much as I do in person.
Mercedes Jones wrote on Rachel Berry’s wall:
-- why don’t you ask him at school tomorrow?
Rachel Berry wrote on Mercedes Jones’s wall:
-- Because this is a matter of life and death! My friends count is uneven, I do not like looking at uneven numbers. It’s one thing to delete me off his facebook because I did something to him, but I haven’t bothered him. I haven’t even written on his wall! I don’t even comment on his statuses!!!
Tina Cohen-Chang wrote on Rachel Berry’s wall:
-- I think Kurt deleted his facebook. He’s not on mine either.
Rachel Berry wrote on Tina Cohen-Chang’s wall:
-- Oh ok. I feel better now.
Mercedes Jones does not understand how Quinn Fabray can put up with Rachel Berry’s insanity.
Quinn Fabray wrote on Rachel Berry’s wall:
-- you need to get off facebook. I’m bored.
Rachel Berry wrote on Quinn Fabray’s wall:
-- We’ll make out in a minute, sweetie! I just found all these cool groups. Check out this one, i laugh at my own jokes, because i'm hilarious and Trying To Put On A T-shirt Without Messing Up Your Hair and Dear Math, I Don't Want To Solve Your Problems, I Have My Own To Solve. Omg Quinn, check this one out No. Your Wrong. So just sit there in your wrongness and be wrong, "dammit im mad" backwards is "dammit im mad" OHHHHH SHIIIIIIIT.
Quinn Fabray wrote on Rachel Berry’s wall:
-- RACHEL I’M NEXT TO YOU!!!!
The Puckzilla commented on Quinn Fabray’s wall post:
-- ur a dag!!!! I’m bored too. Let me come over and watch u make out.
Quinn Fabray commented on her wall post:
-- if you’re anywhere within a 5 metre radius I will slit your throat.
Finn Hudson wrote on The Puckzilla’s wall:
-- u wanna watch porn?
The Puckzilla wrote on Finn Hudson’s wall:
-- we can do something better than watch porn!!!!!!!!
Brittany No Last-Name is making out with Santana Lopez.
The Puckzilla is outside Santana Lopez’s window and it's getting hot.
Finn Hudson is outside Santana Lopez’s window and is trying very very hard to think about the mail man right now.
Santana Lopez is making out with Brittany No Last-Name.
Rachel Berry wrote on The Puckzilla’s wall:
-- Santana isn’t home. I think your watching her parents. That is just gross!!!
The Puckzilla swears to never ever ever spy on people again.
Finn Hudson wants to rip his eyes out.
Rachel Berry and Quinn Fabray are now married.
Rachel Berry loves Quinn Fabray. <3 xoxoxoxox
Quinn Fabray loves Rachel Berry xxxxooooxoxox.