Another one bites a roundhouse kick to the face.

Jan 07, 2006 23:14

1. If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face ( Read more... )

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slipdeath January 8 2006, 05:26:01 UTC
I got some Xbox Live for Christmass.

I forgot to add that.

Yes.

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slipdeath January 8 2006, 05:26:35 UTC
I always forgot I could edit the post to put it in. But commenting on my own shit is the best.

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make_the_time January 8 2006, 06:02:12 UTC
Why aren't you ever online?

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slipdeath January 8 2006, 06:28:52 UTC
Why didn't you say shit about my Chuck Norris post?

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make_the_time January 8 2006, 06:54:22 UTC
What Chuck Norris post?

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slipdeath January 8 2006, 06:58:23 UTC
The huge one this is all about.

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singaldomain January 8 2006, 06:21:19 UTC
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singaldomain January 8 2006, 06:25:26 UTC
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slipdeath January 8 2006, 06:31:26 UTC
Why I'm never on the internet, part one.

The internet is for porn.

Why I'm never on the internet, part two.

Anything I say on Tamurila Ancalim can and will be used against me in a court of law. All conversations recorded.

Why I'm never on the internet, part three.

Eraser Sway's password was changed.

Why I'm never on the internet, part four.

If I'm ever caught, I'm hung from a tree.

Why I'm never on the internet, part five.

I suck.

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make_the_time January 8 2006, 06:55:18 UTC
Make an AIM screename.

Actually you can use one of mine.

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make_the_time January 9 2006, 02:10:37 UTC
So many pointless comments.

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slipdeath January 11 2006, 03:41:10 UTC
Not everyone has the same browser for their Internet Explorer, jerk ass.

I have Windows Messenger I could possibly use, though.

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make_the_time January 11 2006, 04:21:51 UTC
"Not everyone has the same browser for their Internet Explorer, jerk ass."

That doesn't matter seed catcher. Windows Messenger is not good.

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_fierce_deity_ January 10 2006, 21:18:04 UTC
haha hey long time no talk.

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