i havent said anything in a while, heres a funny story

[slipslidin]

over thanksgiving break my mom saw that my cat vomited up some water in a couple different spots in my room and my mom saw it later that day and asked if she could talk to me. so she's like, "Edwrad... did you have a girl in your room while dad and i were at church?" so im like "...no.... why?" and she's like "Edward, i found ejaculation all over

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[wesawesa]

Oh Kathy. what a crazy lady. i too love this story.
There is never a dull moment with her around.
hap-py.

It's been a coon's age...

[flybmx15]

Oh Kath-bones and her 6th sense for sex, drugs, and rock and ROOOOLLLL!!!