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well i had an interesting morning. we woke up late because Michelle had been feeling sick during the night. we went to a coffee shop for a cup of coffee and when i was pulling in there was an annoying family standing around their car. They didn't really move so i pulled into the space anyway. not fast, not aggressive. well i notice the large good ole boy checking out my license plate while hes still chatting on the phone. and i start to get out and he's like "i need your insurance, you just hit me" my response "you've got to be kidding me" "no i'm not, i need your insurance", so i go to get it and he is explaining how i ran over the heel of his loafer. there isn't the slightest bend or scuff on the loafers. i start to protest that i think there would be slight damage to the shoe is 1,000 pound object rolled over it. he refuses to show me his foot, while his disgusting wife is chirping names and slurs at me.
he threatens to call the cops, to which i agree to since i'm not handing over insurance for him to abuse. while waiting for the cop he ex[plains in not so obvious terms, that this is not about the logic but about principles. i wronged him and now owe him. unfortunately for him he keeps forgetting which foot i hit and alternating a limp. the cop eventually shows up and he even tells her "if i woulda just apologized none of this woulda happened. he also incorrectly said i was backing up, not pulling in. which further proved his instability and lack of ground. he also finally stuck with that i hit the inside of his left ankle.with my back right tire while i was pulling into a slanted turn right space. the wheel woulda obviously been in inverted. so the police officer made him show his foot, again obviously no mark. but we will wait three days for bruising during which there is the possibility he can file a claim. which i would/will contest every step of the way. i was furious. i at one point asked if this were his car whether he would still call the cops, even if there was no mark and he said "yes, absolutely" he kept yammering on about being a businessman and so i explained to him that i could not possibly give him my insurance information with no proof of injury. Michelle started to argue with him to no avail so i said "obviously this has nothing to do with logic but rather we have offended a southern buisnessman's principles aka we have now engaged in a pissing contest"