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[sllepssdrawkcab]

[ That sure is a magician with a waistcoat, bowtie, and everything on your screen. ]

Okay, so...when I said I was hoping to get kidnapped again, this was definitely not what I had in mind.

Seriously, I'm trying to be nonchalant here, but to be honest, I'm feeling pretty chalant. I'm confused, lost, and in a house with a woman who is so not my mom.

Comments

[Video]

[newbiehero]

Both Robin and Artemis are here! But...how do you know them...?

[sllepssdrawkcab]

...because the whole team participated in a group kidnapping of yours truly?

[newbiehero]

We...kidnapped you..? [pause]

Oh, I think I know what's going on. You're further on in the timeline than I am.

[sllepssdrawkcab]

Uh. Their team. Robin and Artemis'.

[Because seriously, who are you? And who is this we? You kinda look like M'gann but...not green.]

...wait what?

[newbiehero]

Well yes, our team. [think think think]

Okay, so for some reason, this place sometimes goes through time and space and brings people from different worlds and moments in time. I think Wally can explain it better than me, to be honest.

[sllepssdrawkcab]

. . .Our team? M'gann -- is that you? You look so...not green.

[newbiehero]

Oh yeah! Yeah, it's me. This place kinda makes us non-human types, human.

[sllepssdrawkcab]

Well, that explains why my magic is playing hard to get.

[newbiehero]

Yep. No one can really do anything around here. All weapons are confiscated too.