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[slobberymongrel]

Its terribly odd to come home to a significant other who's gotten a new haircut, or lost some weight, or had a sudden urge to see how they looked in galoshes.

Nevertheless, coming home to a small, shivering, chesnut-coloured hedgehog, with an oddly familiar sardonic glare- its just a wee bit more than Terribly Odd

Comments

[la_mignonette]

Wait.. What?! How'd that happen?

[slobberymongrel]

Well the little prickles, likesay, they rip right through the fabric.

[la_mignonette]

No, I mean... A hedgehog??

[slobberymongrel]

Its a rodent-ish kind of thing. Like a chinchilla and a porcupine's illegimate love child. Gurnoogle it!

[tapestryblaster]

HA.

HA.

HA!!!!!!!!

[slobberymongrel]

THERE'S NOTHING TO LAUGH ABOUT.

[tapestryblaster]

OH, BUT MY DEAR, DEAR SCUM OF MY FLESH, THERE IS!!! YOUR "HUSBAND" HAS TURNED INTO A HEDGEHOG. I FIND MYSELF IMMENSELY PLEASED!!

[slobberymongrel]

HE'S JUST VERY FOND OF BURROWING UNDERGROUND AND SUNFLOWER SEEDS.

[prosnogger]

...

WHAT HAPPENED?!

[slobberymongrel]

Eh? What happened with what?

[prosnogger]

WHY IS DAD A HEDGEHOG?!

[slobberymongrel]

Oh! Yes, his being a hedgehog. You know, Im not quite sure! When I left this morning he didnt like to store sunflower seeds in his cheeks.

[prongsykins]

...Moony's a hedgehog?

IDIDNTDOIT.

[slobberymongrel]

Its payback, isnt it, for us calling you a prickle-ballsed hedgehog all these years.

[prongsykins]

Well, I mean I'm fairly certain I didn't do it.

[slobberymongrel]

On a scale from one to ten, how sure? Oh merlin, are you sleep pranking again? KEEP AWAY FROM MY PUBIC HAIR.

[trueb1ue]

...A hedgehog?

[slobberymongrel]

Im pretty sure, yes. A porcupine would be a bit bigger, wouldnt it? I dont know. Im not a country bumpkin.

[trueb1ue]

I think so. ...But how did it happen?

[slobberymongrel]

Buggered if I know. They say "you are what you eat", dont they? Perhaps he had a sudden, intense craving for small prickly rodents.