A very long update.

[slobberymongrel]

It's been brought to my attention that there's some sort of ridiculous wide-spread novel-writing disease called "Nannyreenoo." Does it work like b-rated muggle horror film zombies, then? If you kill the Nanny that started it, will the mystery-novel writting, cardigan knitting elderly converts all die off?

Comments

[dee_um_ee_um_el]

you should teach him to knit. ^_^

[slobberymongrel]

Teach who?

[loyalfukutaicho]

CHP 42: Defiling the Hollow, One Sofa at a Time

that sounds awkward, considering what Hollows are in my fandom...

The book idea sounds amusing though.

[slobberymongrel]

Shall I put you down for a copy?

[prosnogger]

CHP 30: The Mating Habits of Werewolves
CHP 31: The Mating Habits of Werewolves
CHP 32: The Mating Habits of Werewolves
CHP 33: The Mating Habits of Werewolves
CHP 34: The Mating Habits of Werewolves
CHP 35: The Mating Habits of Werewolves

Sirius. Honestly.

[slobberymongrel]

KJNFKJNFKJNSD MAYBDJKFG MAYBE I WAS TALKING ABOUT BOOK RESEARCH.

[prosnogger]

OR MAYBE YOU WERE NOT TALKING ABOUT BOOK RESEARCH.

LSDJKF WHY DO YOU NEED SIX CHAPTERS???!? IT'S LIKE YOU'RE NOT EVEN TRYING!!!

[slobberymongrel]

WE DONT NEED TO TRY, ITS NATURAL, WHEN A MAN AND ANOTHER MAN REALLY LOVE EACHOTHER AND FIND EACHOTHER SEXUALLY, AH, STIMULATING, AHHHHH??

[tapestryblaster]

AND WHERE, O MOST UNGRATEFUL SHAME OF MY FLESH, BLOOD, AND EVER-FRUITFUL WOMB, IS THE CHAPTER DEDICATED SOLELY TO YOUR EXCELLENT PUREBLOOD UPBRINGING?!?!?!

[slobberymongrel]

Euughghgh. Do you have to tiiype "fruitful womb" at me?

And its right here, you blind old bag;
CHP 2: Son of a Bitch
In which our hero scars several governesses for life because my mummy doesnt love me and it causes me to Act Out.
CHP 3: Incest- Dont try it at home
In which the other, less important, less handsome Black brother features.

[tapestryblaster]

FRUITFUL WOMB

TWO CHAPTERS??? TWO?!?! FOOOOOOOL!!!!!! INFIDEL!!!!!! SHAME!!!!!! SCUM!!!!!

[slobberymongrel]

FUCK YOUUUU AGHHH.

WHAT? WHAT? SHOULD I PUT ANOTHER CHAPTER IN, MOTHER? SHOULD I PUT A CHAPTER ABOUT YOUR HAIRPIECE IN, MOTHER? SHOULD I?

[theslughornclub]

I SEE YOU FOUND IT FITTING TO INCLUDE A CHAPTER ALL ABOUT ME!!!! ^___________^

[slobberymongrel]

I HAVE GARLIC!! AND A CROSS!!

[theslughornclub]

...

DON'T DO ANYTHING YOU'D REGRET, M'BOY.

[slobberymongrel]

Im a man on the edge, Sluggy.