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[slobberymongrel]

WANTED: BODYGUARD

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[lucky_immortal]

Why do you need a bodyguard?

[slobberymongrel]

To guard my body.

[lucky_immortal]

Guarding it against what?

I could help, if you need it. I'm sure one of my brothers could take over here for a while.

[slobberymongrel]

Oh, you know. The ministry officials after my step-son, the over-enthusiastic stay at home witches who want locks of my hair. The usual.

You? I have to admit that's a bit unexpected. Arent you a bit important?

[shieldprincess]

What do you need a bodyguard for?

...what did Teddy do???

[slobberymongrel]

Uhm. To protect us from the consequences of what Teddy did.

He kind of unleashed a massive amount of ancient, pent up magic into muggle London? Thats why Moony's a hedgehog.

[shieldprincess]

...Remus is a hedgehog??? Where was I for all of this?????????

[slobberymongrel]

He didnt want anyone to know. I think he's a bit embarrassed.

[happybeinggreen]

In some trouble are we, Poochie?

[slobberymongrel]

I DIDNT SEE ANYTHING AND I DONT KNOW ANYONE.

[happybeinggreen]

A likely story! Come on, Poochie, tell all the dirty details!

[slobberymongrel]

This is not a slumber party and I will not do your hair up in pigtails, demon.

[ihaveasoul]

.....What have you done this time, Sirius?

[slobberymongrel]

I'LL THANK YOU NOT TO TAKE THAT TONE WITH ME, FANGFACE. I am entirely innocent this time.

[ihaveasoul]

Sirius, the word 'innocent' doesn't belong with your name unless there is a 'is not' inbetween them.

I'd lend you one of my swords, but you'd probably stab yourself with it. Like giving a kid sissors.

[slobberymongrel]

I'll have you know Ive got a sword already. A Black family sword. The rust alone could kill a man at thirty yards.

[onlypartlysunny]

Bodyguard? For what?

[slobberymongrel]

Personal protection and walkies.

[onlypartlysunny]

Hmmm. Delivery business has been slow lately.

[slobberymongrel]

Not everyone wants pizza all the time.