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[slobberymongrel]

HALLO THERE EEHNTARWEBS. It really has been a while, hasn't it? An awful lot has happened this month, which I of course will tell you absolutely none of. I simply haven't the time to be catering to your every whim however much I would so like to, being the friendly, harmless, and generous chap I am

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[trueb1ue]

Humans have very bad balance, don't they?

[slobberymongrel]

The ones not as gifted as myself, perhaps. Hallo, Blue.

[trueb1ue]

Hi.

[slobberymongrel]

How have you been, then? Everything all sunshine and butterflies with the pack? How is young Toboe? I hope his fur went back to its normal colour by now.

[trueb1ue]

Your brother looks very tiny in that other picture.

[slobberymongrel]

He is very tiny, to this day. Practically gnome-sized. I'm surprised when he goes to Gringotts to pick up some galleons they don't insist he get back behind the counter and back to work.

[trueb1ue]

Really? I haven't met him yet.

[slobberymongrel]

Try to keep it that way. He's a horrible little toerag.

[trueb1ue]

I've been doing this a lot.

[slobberymongrel]

Have you?

[trueb1ue]

It's fun.

[slobberymongrel]

Perhaps I shall give it a try!

[trueb1ue]

I think it's called spam.

[slobberymongrel]

Sounds delicious, love.

[trueb1ue]

What does?

[slobberymongrel]

Spam. What did you think I meant?

[trueb1ue]

It's something like that.

[slobberymongrel]

How curious!