attention everyone! today is the 20th anniversary of the day i recieved my second tooth.

and the colored girls go "do di do di do do di do do di do di do do di do..."

HA!

so i'm at work. me and gary are keepin' pretty busy listening to the lions game and ignoring customers like every other sunday in the garden center. when half time rolls around we decide that it will be a good time to take BP. we grab a tennis ball and a broom handle and head to the back forty. gary's up first. he hits a pop up that almost ( Read more... )

making a post to break in the new background that i bet no one sees cause everyone probably reads this through their friends page. that shits not cool. go to my actual page and check out this bitchin' new design or i'll punch you in the fucking throat. also while you're checking out the new design be sure to pop in your copy of freak out! so you ( Read more... )

Of all God's creatures, there is only one that cannot be made slave of the leash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve the man, but it would deteriorate the cat ( Read more... )

this lady on the second train was staring at me. it creeped me out. i gouged out her eyes and pissed in the empty sockets.

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I have a small wang.