Dear mysterious armpit lump,

Thank you for freaking me out. I appreciate you for not hurting..but I must ask you to leave. I don't really like you.

Thank you,
Robyn
Owner of the armpit

I had a nightmare this morning ( Read more... )

Greg died.

02:08 am: Oh look, there's another "Friends Only" post.
And again, minutes after the bar closes.

More details of her trampass behavior? Yet again?

Naaaa, she must be drawn to go there, just about night after night, simply for the "whore d'oerves".

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ULTIMATELY my favorite thing ever:

"Speaking of successful relationships...I would think a 51 year old man who's never been married and isn't with anyone right now definitely wouldn't know anything about a SUCCESSFUL relationship. I don't doubt that you've had many a relationship, but had any of them been successful, I am sure you would still be ( Read more... )

My dart league practices on Sunday nights. When we were finished, I left, and in front of my car was an empty box of the old guy cigarettes that Michael smokes. I kicked them. I got home to find this:

"10:26 pm: My Dad's viewing was today ( Read more... )

He strips his questions down to their barest form, and he finds the single unifying theme of his contradictory feelings. He suddenly knows why he feels the way he does about her, why she still touches him, and why, at irregular and unpredictable intervals, he wonders where she is and how she is doing: he has become her parent, and she his child. He ( Read more... )

I got home last night to find an email from Livejournal about the request for my password. I immediately knew that it was Michael that had requested it ( Read more... )

FUCK YOU for being a selfish inconsiderate asshole. Leave me the fuck alone already. I don't care about you..you've said it a million times. I don't care about you or what you're going through. You've chased me away. So let me go already. I want NOTHING to do with you. I won't apologize and I won't feel badly for you. And no matter what horrible ( Read more... )