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[sloppydavid]

name a worse song than Black Eyed Peas's "My Humps."

seriously. it's impossible. I'll post the lyrics just in case you haven't heard it, but I think everyone should hear it, atleast once, to understand what music isn't suppose to be.

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[alondonhalflife]

easy. "trapped in the closet" by r. kelly. lyrically it trumps all

[sloppydavid]

I would gladly listen to the entire Trapped in the Closet series than just one listen of My Humps. I could see myself and some friends downing some Sparks and watching the entire DVD, enjoying ourselves because it's basically musical and theatric hyperbole. The video for My Humps makes me vomit a little in my mouth.

[alondonhalflife]

i concur with both of you about the values of "closet"; see my post from earlier this week where i freely admitted that it's all i want for christmas. but really, i have never in my life heard worse music. fergie trying to make rhymes about her anatomy will never be so-bad-it's-good. i have to stand by r. on this one!

[cainotophobia]

My science teacher watched the video for My Humps about three times in class on his computer recently. He, litterally, had to get out of his chair and lay on the floor, he was laughing so hard.

Then again, the last 20 minutes of class is usually spent with us looking at YTMND.

[b_collins]

I FUCKING HATE THAT SONG.

I don't know if it's the worst ever written, since "Summer Girls" by LFO might have cornered the market on that title a few years ago. Here's a sample:
Bugaloo shrimp and pogo sticks
My mind takes me back there oh so quick
Let you off the hook like my man Mr. Limpit
Think about that summer and I bug, 'cause I miss it
Like the color purple,macaroni and cheese,
Ruby red slippers and a bunch of trees
Call you up but whats the use
I like Kevin Bacon,but I hate Footloose
Came in the door I said it before,I think I'm over you
but I'm really not sure
When I met you I said my name was Rich
You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch

It makes me chunder whenever I hear this song.

[distantsparks]

hahahaha

everytime i hear that song
i get sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo pissed
because it gets stuck in my head allllll day.

trapped in the closet..
i swear he's kidding.
he can't be serious.
it's too fucking funny

[gmags]

mix your milk wit my cocoa puff,
Milky, milky cocoa,
Mix your milk with my cocoa puff, milky, milky riiiiiiight.

david, i dont know what you're talking about. thats pure poetry right there. lyrical genius.