Made of FAIL

[slothshaman]

So.....I was like, no working coffee maker. BOOOO! But then I was like, home depot yay! and then I was like on sale? SCORE! And then I was like, mo milk and sugar boo! so I was like supermarket on my corner...WIN! But then I was like, no can opener for exotic coffee on my shelf, FAIL, so I was like back to the market and bingo, CHA-CHING! and then

Comments

[gryphonrose]

So is this what it sounds like in your head? :)

Plenty of bodegas and cheapie stores sell coffee mugs, you know. I understand, though, how that doesn't help with the immediate sense of EPIC FAIL.

[slothshaman]

There is NOTHING in my immediate vicinity that sells cheap coffee mugs. Or even expensive ones.

I could hike over to Starbucks, but it's like a 20+ min walk just to get there and pay out the ass for a mug.

[slothshaman]

Solution!

Made coffee, let it cool, and put it on ice for the morning. I have PLENTY of plastic cups.

[leesalogic]

Dave, Dave, Dave ::shaking head:: see what happens when you abandon us? We're your sense, Dave. ::hands on your shoulders:: Take advantage of us.

[slothshaman]

Abandoned? More like forced exile.

That being said, are you around between Christmas and New Years?

[onyxsolare]

This...made me lol.

I don't know whether to have yaketty sax in my head or the WHAA WHAA sound.

[jendaby]

You need THIS MUG!!! :)

If you would like to borrow a mug from our house, I know we have plenty to spare. *hugs*

[slothshaman]

I may just steal a mug from you tonight. Thanks! For now, Iced coffee!

[ecmyers]

Get this man some coffee, stat!