My favorite is always the warning that cell phones can trigger explosions at the gas pump.
Mage: He's pumping gas? I call him on his cell phone. (phone rings) Victim: Hello? Mage (to GM): FIREBALL! It's not vulgar, he answered his cell phone.
It may not be paradoxical, but to me, it's still vulgar.
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"I miss my old Sabbat pack" is perhaps the sweetest evil thing you could say.
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This is the game. Interested?
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Mage: He's pumping gas? I call him on his cell phone.
(phone rings) Victim: Hello?
Mage (to GM): FIREBALL! It's not vulgar, he answered his cell phone.
It may not be paradoxical, but to me, it's still vulgar.
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