I am so so bored!!! i need to go back to school so i can help joel kill john!!

[slow_bro]

i need school. i never thuogh i would say those words in my life.... but its true. I have been so bored, and ":don't need this negativity in my life!" we should all just go put our flipping carriages into the parking lot

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haha i love movie quotes

[sg__pepper]

somebody wrote this in regards to yellow submarine critics

Re: haha i love movie quotes

[slow_bro]

you are almost FIFTEEN!!! not 16.... you, you LIAR!!!! YOU KNOW WHAT I AM GONNA DO ABOUT THIS??? nothing!!! cuz if i take it to small claims court it'll just drain 8 hours out of my life, and you probably won't show up, and even if i got hte judgement you'd just stiff me anyways... so what im gonna do is PISS AND MOAN LIKE AN IMPOTENT JERK, AND THEN BEND OVER AND TAKE IT UP THE TAILPIPE!!!

[derkface]

AHhhhh Pirates of the Caribbean.

Your Aunt Sue forgot your birthday ahahahaH.

I talked to Julia today and told her that I lied. She was like oh ok then Christina's coming for lunch. But I don't know what lunch she has since I forgot to ask her. Oh wait I know that she is NOT in my lunch though. So I guess you will just have to go to one of them. Feel free to go to her lunch because I bet that some of your other friends are in that lunch too. And maybe my brother hahaha.

I want to read your final copy of that recycling paper. Too bad I won't be able to do that or anything for that matter since I have a HUge paper that's due monday. I have to dress up like a freaking MONK. WHAT A JOKE.

[slow_bro]

hahaha... a monk

that feels french....

WHAT!?!???

[derkface]

It's actually really funny because my friend, Julie Macdonald, is doing her paper on philosophy in the Middle Ages, and one of the philosophers was a FRENCH MONK. Freaking amazing.

[slow_bro]

WHAT!?!?! a FRENCH... MONK!???!

BUBLEBEETUNA!!!!!!

[con_fusion]

i didnt forget u'r birthday....i called u when u got up to say happy birthday