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[slowlyblooming]

I hate my neighbor and their dog.
ARGH.
Their dog keeps stealing our shoes.
And no, our shoes are NOT outside, they are INSIDE the garage.
I SEE THE DOG TAKE OUR SHOES!!!
And you know what our neighbor lady says everytime I ask her to check around her yard/house??
"um....no, because I don't let my dog into your yard" (she says it like "eww gross,

Comments

[hkleo_da]

solution, get a shot gun, or posion dog food, put it in your garage, shoot the dog when u see it or let it eat it.

if u dun wanna kill it, feed it chocolate.

[allenehuang]

eat the dog.

[fannys_kitchen]

Just out of interest. The dog didnt literally take the shoes in pairs, did he? because that would be impressive.

[slowlyblooming]

lol nope.
It usually takes one shoe of the pair..ugh.
But since you can't wear shoes without the other one. I consider it as the dog taking away my pair of shoes.

[xmgzzx]

those comments up there are so....iunno, what's the word...manly?
you should get one of them alarms. those that go off when it detects motion.
but yeah..if that doesn't work, get a search warrant for your neighbors house and ransack it for your shoes. =P

[psychqueen09]

or can ask the neighbor to invest in a eletrical dog collar, keep him in the yard. But best of luck still minus the dumb dog.