Story

[slowlyenveloped]

So I've been having these bowel movement issues lately, and when I feel like I need to go to the bathroom I usually rush to the nearest one (which happens to be the men's room, located DIRECTLY ACROSS from my bed room). I've been using it most of the semester, strategically trying to avoid getting caught. To do this, I usually wait until no one's

Comments

[anonymous]

That's funny.
I think your reasoning for using the mens bathroom is just fine.

So maybe I shouldn't be writing this on your livejournal.
But I'm going to anyway.
Have you been constipated?
If so, My friend told me that the best position to poop in is to sit on the john which your knees pulled up to your chest, kind of in a squatting position. It umm... helps the flow. So yeah you should try it. It's my new favorite way of pooping.

I'm not going to leave my name.... but you most likely know who this is....

[slowlyenveloped]

i have no idea who this is... please tell.

[slowlyenveloped]

ohh, laura?

[greeneggznsam]

That is perfectly logical...I use the men's bathroom if it is closer. I really don't see the point of separate bathrooms if there are stalls.