Great Catch
You scored 40% bitchiness, 70% sexual drive, 60% cleanliness, and 70% self confidence!
You are a fantastically great catch. You are nice enough, confident,
clean and super-sexy. Lots of people want to get their hands on you so
the hard part about being you is trying to choose a partner worthy
enough for you.
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It's so hot in this dorm still, in the middle of fucking September! I've been sitting at my desk doing Spanish, and MY ASS IS MOIST FROM SWEAT. FUCK. I get out of the shower and just immediately start sweating right afterwards. I fucking hate that.

I also fucking hate Spanish.

At the end of the next 10 years, I'm either going to be a rousing success or a heroin-addicted taxi cab driver. But I suppose that 50 years after that, I'll be dead either way ( Read more... )

This is probably the first of many updates I will make while procrastinating from doing homework. I'm already starting to hate web homework ( Read more... )

I'm back at school! Finally! NO MORE CONSTRUCTION!!!!

Just once, I want to walk into a public restroom and find a heroine addict dosed out on the floor, curled up next to the commode, needle still in arm, mouth open, with a 5th grade D.A.R.E. T-shirt on. Because I'll just think, man, somebody dropped the ball.

So I got high with my co-worker the other day before work, so when I was nailing 2x4s to a wall on a ladder later, I misfired the nailgun, causing a nail to shoot past my arm so close that it scratched it and travel about a hundred feet past me. Am I automatically a fuckup at life? Keep in mind: a. I never really got that high , b. It mostly had ( Read more... )

So I got high with my co-worker the other day before work, so when I was nailing 2x4s to a wall on a ladder later, I misfired the gun, causing a nail to shoot past my arm so close that it scratched it and travel about a hundred feet past me. Am I automatically a fuckup at life? Keep in mind: a. I never really got that high , b. It mostly had worn ( Read more... )

I'm spending every day working now. I worked on Saturday for the first time. The guy I was working with wanted to work ALLL DAAYY LOONNG but I, fully realizing I was being a jerk, insisted on leaving at 2. Oh well. Fuck him I guess ( Read more... )

Sorry for the lapse in updates, (as if anyone in cyberspace actually gave two shits about this journal) but lots has been happening here ( Read more... )