"Not to sound conceited or anything..."

[slowmotioncrash]

I am one of the five people whose writing has been selected for publication in Northwest Boulevard, Eastern's undergrad literary journal. I've been asked to attend the release party on June 5th (Monday) and read my piece ("Race: HisPANIC"Nothing else to report

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[daryl_zero]

Lobster apron huh? Goshwow. That sounds nice. Also dont wory about your heart, I have an urban-remedy cure-all for it that I will administer the next chance I get.

[slowmotioncrash]

Yeah, the apron is pretty sweet. They had Friends DVD's on sale...an entire season for only twenty bucks, half price of what they usually go for. And I had no money. Life is not fair.

Tell me more about this cure-all.

[slowmotioncrash]

the smartass in me just read:

"urban-remedy-cure-all"

and thought:

"Are you sure it's not just an 'urban legend'?"

I know, I know. I'll stop. Winkwinkwowwow.