I have decided to make it official, I am running for Pope. I am excited and hope to move the church into a new direction. Thank you for your support and dedication to my campaign.

So I fell yesterday while working and broke a bone in my arm. The upside is I have a sweet sling, the downside is it hurts like hell sometimes and i cant work. So you can either make fun of me or send your condolences. On a lighter note I am working a lot more days so if you want to hang out with a one armed guy, you know where to find me.

New Years eve, my place. We will have some booze and if you are lucky Lopo might even make a cheese tray. So if you can read this you should come over. DO IT!

I started playing basketball on fridays somewhere between 2-6pm at Dumars fieldhouse. It costs 8 bucks but ball in the winter is expensive. If anyone is interested in playing in you should call me or reply.

P.S. we can play somewhere else but its hard to find a place with people.

My mom just told me that she had a bunch of liquid morphine, but she threw it all away after my uncle died.

I am planning to make the sequel to Ferris Bueller. Its going to focus on him dropping out of college
and after a few years of drugs and drinking and perhaps a homosexual encounter or two he will kill himself. Im not sure who would star but I have a few ideas. Is scott baio still alive?

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Who the Fuck is Zell Miller, and how can this Nazi call himself a Democrat after not only supporting Bush but speaking at the GOP convention. Apparantly, he has also been trashing the democratic part for about a year now. Im sorry but I get angry watching the 700 Club.