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slum_mercenary

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Sep 28, 2011 20:55

[The SFC shows a teenage girl with bright blue eyes giving the camera a hard look. When she speaks it's with a hint of annoyance and anger born from her confusion.]Alright, someone want to tell me what the hell's going on here? There are no trees where I come from, at least, there haven't been for a long time, so someone better start telling me ( Read more... )

intro, video, what the hell?

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[ video ] sufferrogate September 29 2011, 02:45:25 UTC

[ Have yourself a very tall, horned and generally spooky-looking alien as your first conversation, Meg. ]

I am incapable of answering the question concerning the one responsible for whatever in particular you are referring to. In fact, I may not be able to answer many questions at all, but I am willing to try.

[ video ] slum_mercenary September 29 2011, 03:07:06 UTC

Whoa...what are you? [Blunt is Meg's middle name.]

Well, can you at least tell me where the hell I am? Not Tokyo, obviously.

[ video ] sufferrogate September 29 2011, 03:15:05 UTC

I am a Troll and I assume you are a human of some kind. I do not know what a Toyko is, but I do not believe this is it. This is Vatheon.

[ video ] slum_mercenary September 29 2011, 03:17:04 UTC

....a troll? I thought those were supposed to be short things with funny colored hair. I've never heard of Vatheon before...

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[ video ] 2girls1weapon September 29 2011, 02:46:27 UTC

[ Pretty eyes...

Wait, I shouldn't be worrying about that! ]

U-Um, I'll try to help, Miss.

[ video ] slum_mercenary September 29 2011, 03:08:19 UTC

Alright, 'try' is better than nothing.

What's this place called, kid? How'd I get here?

[ video ] 2girls1weapon September 29 2011, 03:16:01 UTC

This place is called Vatheon and, um...I don't know how you got here. I'm sorry.

[ video ] slum_mercenary September 29 2011, 03:18:36 UTC

Vatheon? Never heard of it...well, that's alright, it's a start. How 'bout this: do you know how to get to Tokyo from here? I was sort've in the middle of something.

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[video] Kanaya muse is apparently just in an odd state right now. vOv meddlefussyfang September 29 2011, 02:50:16 UTC

[Another video opens in response, and Kanaya stares a little flatly at the questions. Most newcomers don't turn their SFCs on so quickly without assistance, so this one is probably capable enough to withstand her paragraphs of information.]

Your questions in approximately the order that you asked them: you are currently communicating to the network shared by all users of the SFCs that you're currently holding. We're in a bubble in an ocean in another universe, and the trees are presumably local to wherever the city was first from.

...And there's been a lot of dispute about who's responsible for our appearances here.

[The view around Kanaya's head shows random buildings of some side street in the city, bobbing with her step.]

[Video] <3 slum_mercenary September 29 2011, 03:11:14 UTC

Well...those are at least answers...

[She shrugs and looks around at the bubble-barrier]

SFC, I've never heard of cell phones like that before, and what exactly do you mean 'another universe'?

[Video] /o/ meddlefussyfang September 29 2011, 03:42:41 UTC

SFC is an acronym meaning 'Star Fish Communicator.' I believe if you examine the device you will understand why. And I meant exactly what you said. This is not the universe from which you were brought. We're pretty sure anyway.

[Video] \o/ slum_mercenary September 29 2011, 03:56:32 UTC

Yeah, I can see it. Makes sense...more sense than an alternate universe. This just sounds like some bad sci-fi movie; now I'm just waiting for the dashing love-interest that's supposed to come save me from my confusion, I guess.

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[Video] reigningmen September 29 2011, 02:55:39 UTC

[HARK a damsel in distress!]

Oh dear lady, the answers to your questions likely won't make you any happier, but if it's a guide you need, I humbly offer my services.

[Video] slum_mercenary September 29 2011, 03:12:22 UTC

[Have a completely unamused face.]

You do, huh? Well, then, why don't you start by telling me how I got here, if you know.

[Video] reigningmen September 29 2011, 03:17:06 UTC

That! ... I don't know. However, the better question is not how you got here, but if you've been here before! Not remembering is part of that, so you'll need to ask around to other people.

[Video] slum_mercenary September 29 2011, 03:20:19 UTC

What're you talking about, bub? You saying someone could've messed with my memory and I could've been here before? ...Sounds like some sick game the syndicate would pull...

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timeystorm October 5 2011, 22:46:07 UTC

[The Doctor peeks his head out of the TARDIS. Normally, people didn't tend to wander this far into the forest, so he is intrigued by the sound of a voice just outside.]

Hullo? [The Doctor looks around and spots the annoyed looking girl.] Are you lost? I'm afraid we're quite a ways from the plaza here.

slum_mercenary October 6 2011, 03:30:51 UTC

[Meg jumps a little, hand going to her hip where her gun is holstered, but doesn't draw it.]

You scared me.....what are you doing in a box...?

[Obviously a much more important question.]

timeystorm October 6 2011, 15:59:41 UTC

[The Doctor frowns slightly.]

Oi! I live in that box! Don't knock it until you've tried it.

slum_mercenary October 6 2011, 16:18:24 UTC

[Deadpan.] You live....in a box. A small box is your home.

[What was with the people here?]

What? Do you sleep standing up, or something?