Pee Me a River

[slumberasunder]

Yesterday I drove straight to my sister's after work, right? Okay, so I didn't have my phone on me, I was simply hoping to God she'd be home (for I really wanted to see her, but mostly because my bladder was throwing some kind of fit). Naturally, as is the norm in all my whimsy, she was not home and my bladder sorely disappointed. I drove the

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[amberalert]

gen...i'm a cunt and i've been super busy and bitchy, i've been having a time of it, i wont lie...life has thrown me some lemons and i make shitty lemonade. i love you. please forgive my rude friendness as of late.

<3