Why there is a problem with wearing a skirt on a windy day...

[slumberasunder]

...because I don't have Marilyn Monroe's ass.

Why there must be something he was trying to say that got lost in translation...

...because we were on the phone for a half an hour and he just didn't get it. damn japs.

Disclaimer: I love all types of people. If you call me at work seeking something I can't give you, please disconnect and/or

Comments

[dataset]

Jesus, at least transfer me to the CEO.

[slumberasunder]

"Okay, sir, but just this once on account of you being a brainchild..."

[btrfly9irl]

haha! japs :P