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in the past month, my breast size has increased dramatically.

ps. hi laurel

i dont think being a class act is my destiny, as i
am a filthy human being.

my leghair is now protruding, my vagina design is
out of control, theres dye on my shirt and my
hair is starting to turn into dreadlocks. at
least i remembered to wear perfume today.

ps. the next person who complains to me about their
shitty life gets punched in the

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DEAR DIARY,

HERES A SHORT LIST OF MY PROBLEMS:

FIRST, I JUST ATE ONE BREADSTICK TOO MANY.

SECOND, IM SCARED ALL THE BOOGERS IVE WIPED ON THE
WALL BESIDE MY BED ARE GOING TO TURN INTO A BACTERIA
MONSTER AND KILL ME WHILST SLEEPING.

THIRD, ITS SAD THAT DR. PHIL DOESNT HAVE MORE SHOWS
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from this day forth, i am a class act.

*this means:
brushing my teeth
wearing underpants
shaving my legs
washing my clothes
taking showers
taco bell only once a week
wearing class act outfits

jazz band went on a field trip to the U of A to see a
show with these crazy drums and gigantic xylophones.

i've also been jogging a mile around the neighborhood
in the late evening. sometimes if it's too dark my dad
trails behind me in his truck to make sure i dont
get raped.

right now, jeremy is sleeping next to me on the couch
and muttering in his dreams

"what are you getting me.." "no.. why not?!" "hmmmph"

awh little freak.

im wide awake. if theres one thing i hate in life,
its bed time.

oh yeah!

dear black barkin' eric:
thanks for making me so happy.

I HAVE NOTHING TO DO AND NOBODY TO TALK TO.