Toss me the sweet center of the brain

[slurrrrrrrp]

I made up some limericks.

There once was a girl from Broadalbin
Who suspected her cunt had been baldin'
Her boyfriend said, "Yes,"
"Your hair there is less,"
"Too bad it still smells so appallin'"

There once was a hippie from Arcata
Who fancied himself full of data
"Now here is my point,"
He said 'round his joint,
"Um, I forget what I was going to say, uh..."

There once was a fratboy from Chico
Who loved to get swallowed by cheap hoes
So he got one all drunk
And then fed her his junk
But she puked up his spunk on his chinos