The only name that suited him was: "Small mammal, with whom I live a lie."

[slurrrrrrrp]

My flatmate Trevor and I were watching Jeopardy! tonight when this answer came up: "About 10 inches long, it passes through the neck and goes past the heart, through the diaphragm and into the stomach."

Me: "The esophagus"
Trevor: "What is my dick?"

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And in his eyes, I could see my human arrogance reflected back.

[behka]

oh, boys. always wanting to stop some poor person's heart with their penises.

[blackmarketpony]

gotta say, trevor's answer was the first that came to my mind, too.