It seems I have ignored lj and by extension you for the last...well...several months at least. I would say that I'm going to read through my friends page and get up to date, but that would be a lie because you and I both know that I have a terribly short attention span. If you feel like it, comment here and let me know, in a paragraph or two, ( Read more... )

Write statements about 10 people in your life. BUT NEVER tell anyone who they are about.1. You are a duotang when a staple would suffice ( Read more... )

1. Bell Founding, Animal Abuse, Character Name in Title Andrei Rublev
2. Driving Test, Skateboarding, Virgin Clueless, amadruadaboleyn
3. Body Landing on Car, Famous Line, Walk on Broken Glass Die Hard, bride_of_france
4. Tumbleweed, Sabbath, Answering Machine The Big Lebowski, viv_darkbloom
5. Fascism, Sex With Minor, Spanish Civil War The Prime of Miss Jean Brodie6. Toilet, Accidental ( Read more... )

Go to IMDB.com and look up 15 of your favorite movies.
* Post three official IMDB "Plot Keywords" for these 15 picks.
* Have your friends guess the movie titles

1. Bell Founding, Animal Abuse, Character Name in Title
2. Driving Test, Skateboarding, Virgin Clueless, amadruadaboleyn
3. Body Landing on Car, Famous Line, Walk on Broken Glass Die Hard, bride_of_france4. Tumbleweed ( Read more... )

Bill Paxton and Dennis Quaid look exactly alike and they both annoy me.


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If you love me at all, please buy me this book.

Play on the internets!

Silly, but kind of cool.

"Sanjaya's white Wolfe-suited "Cheek To Cheek" is the usual masterwork of Dadaism. Only way it could be more offensive is if it were delivered wearing a pith helmet, and he knows it."

Thank you, TWoP, for giving voice to my terror.

1. Hit "shuffle" on your music player of choice.

2. Select your favorite lyric from each song and post it here.

3. You, my Livejournal friends, guess what songs I've sampled from here.

4. Everyone takes off their pants and boogies.

( I torture my friends with another meme. )

Anna came up with this meme and I think it's awesome:

Pick four - or three, or eight - fictional characters (from film, literature, Anne Heche's mind, whatever) to whom you are attracted. Do a google image search on each character, find a picture you like, and post it. Your friends list has to guess who they are!

1.

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