THE YEAR'S BEST [actual] HEADLINES OF 2005:

[slutfacekillah]

Crack Found on
Governor's Daughter
[imagine that!]

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
[no, really?]

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
[now that's taking things a bit far!]

Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
[not if I wipe thoroughly! ughly!]

Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

Comments

[ladilucifer]

Either you need to update more... or I need more friends.... The second definatly.

I don't wanna meet just randoms on lj tho.. I want more people I know to join so I have plenty to read.

[slutfacekillah]

I know how you feel!!
shibby