Drycleaner Wraps Wire Hangers with "Choose Life" Message

[campylobacter]

Imagine being unexpectedly pregnant AND picking up your dry cleaned clothing hung on paper-wrapped hangers with a blurry photo of a baby and "Choose Life!" prominently printed opposite the company logo. A WIRE HANGER

Comments

[eyelid]

tasteful!

[campylobacter]

Indeed. The very epitome of CLASSY.

[pitbullgirl65]

God I hate these fuckers so much AND the mealy mouthed I'm prochoice but assholes for enabling their crap

[campylobacter]

DRYCLEANER FRANCHISE DUDE#1: Hey! Let's put the picture of an aborted toddler on our next custom printed caped hanger order!

DRYCLEANER FRANCHISE DUDE#2: With the words "Planned Parenthood is Murder!!11!" next to our logo.

DRYCLEANER PATRIARCH CEO: But we don't wanna give Planned Parenthood free advertising.

DUDE#2: Oh right. How about "ABORTED BABIES ARE MURDER!!!11!!"

CEO: Let's keep it classy. I wanna use that adorable picture of Cousin Fred's new baby.

DUDE#1: Grandpa, that kid's in Kindergarten now. Besides he's alive, not aborted.

CEO: But that picture is cute as pie! Besides, aborted children are bloody and messy, and we're supposed to clean stuff.