I can't wait for you to knock me up
OMFG EW WTF IS THIS PIECE OF WHATEVZ
IDK BUT I THINK MAYBE IT MIGHT BE LISA OR SOMETHING
Whattaskank, slut. The ugly one on the left.
You BSB lovin', kangaroo rapin', giraffe humpin', monkey fingerin' slutwhore. I'm gonna make an entry about you, just because I love you soooo much. Oh God, this past 1/2 year of knowing you has just been amazing. You have no idea, hahaha. You started off as my favourite person on myspace but now you're like, one of my favouritest people in the world. Lmao I smoked so much weed that Jesus decided to reward me & make jaz link me to your myspace & to start talking to you. All we would talk about was food. Like "HOW DO YOU WANT YOUR STEAK?!" and you hating cheesecake. & then you would just talk about yourself all the time hahahhaha but it was cute. You're an amazing listener & like such a great shoulder to lean on & such a great ear to vent to yadda yadda yadda. Lmao ew you're making me write such a...nice entry, something which I like NEVER do. & then there was you w/ all your "complications" & whatnot. idk, talking to you is just so...like fun? We're so fucking stupid & we say such stupid but funny things & we bitch & insult each other but we're never serious. & that shit just makes me go into such a happy mood & all. I seriously love you & you're the best & omfg i sound like suuch a dykeface but that's ok b/c you're a skankface. & LOZLZZZZZ heheheheheheehe. HEHEHHEHEEH. Crunk times. I'm gonna go buy another phonecard like soon so we can talk for a gazillion hours w/ my phonebill being 200 dollars. & you should buy my plane ticket & pay all expensive for me to come to your sweet 16th . Btw you're still going to hell, you non pot-smoker person thingy. Hahaha =D
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passthatchanel: omg lol!!!!!! jaz is gonna rip you another asshole
LISA : jeez i already have an asshole for each fuckign finger.
passthatchanel: ooh that's hot
[22:50] LISA : i know itsl ike
[22:50] passthatchanel: you can take 10 guys at a time now
[22:50] LISA : nvm
[22:50] LISA : its not hot
[22:50] LISA : cuz if i make oen hole big it rips the other
[22:50] LISA : like an earing hole
[22:50] LISA: if theyr too close
[22:50] LISA: they rip and conjoin
[22:50] passthatchanel: lmfao
[22:50] LISA : then its liek one big river....a vaginaasshole
[22:50] LISA: cuz they all rip into one..
[22:51] LISA : i dont really feel like shitting into my vagina.
[22:51] passthatchanel: you won't
[22:51] passthatchanel: gravity pulls it down
[22:51] LISA: and cleaning it out with a charmins.
[22:52] LISA : no way
[22:52] LISA : ill get aids in my vag
[22:52] LISA : cuz its already in my asshole
[22:52] LISA : keep it in teh rear...
[22:52] LISA: gotta like..pest control my aids
[22:52] LISA : i have aids spray too
[22:52] passthatchanel: how many holes have aids?
[22:52] LISA: like its called RAIDS!
[22:53] LISA : oh actually its 9.5/10
[22:53] passthatchanel: eewwwiieee
[22:53] LISA : the other .5 hole has a dingleberry and the aids havent spread cuz the shit is like a roadblock
[22:53] passthatchanel: whattaslut
[22:53] passthatchanel: eewwwww lmao your asss smells lke poo
[22:53] LISA : lol omg
[22:54] passthatchanel: i mean your vagina
[22:54] LISA : duH!!!!!!!!!!! i mean my shower broke before we reached the new millenium
[22:54] passthatchanel: smells like poooo
[22:54] LISA : that fucking millenium y2k virus struck my water.
[22:54] passthatchanel: maybe if you stopped having so much sex & getting pregnant every other time....
[22:54] LISA : well
[22:55] passthatchanel: condoms aren't that expensive.....????
[22:55] LISA im sorry that the guys i hookup with dont like their condoms filled with shit from my river of a vaginaasshole
[22:55] LISA: so i use a turkey baster
[22:55] LISA : lol
[22:55] passthatchanel: it obviously doesn't work
[22:55] passthatchanel: hahahaha
[22:55] LISA: yeah plastic hurts
[22:56] LISA : and m y hand gets tired of pumping
IDK BUT I THINK MAYBE IT MIGHT BE LISA OR SOMETHING
Whattaskank, slut. The ugly one on the left.
You BSB lovin', kangaroo rapin', giraffe humpin', monkey fingerin' slutwhore. I'm gonna make an entry about you, just because I love you soooo much. Oh God, this past 1/2 year of knowing you has just been amazing. You have no idea, hahaha. You started off as my favourite person on myspace but now you're like, one of my favouritest people in the world. Lmao I smoked so much weed that Jesus decided to reward me & make jaz link me to your myspace & to start talking to you. All we would talk about was food. Like "HOW DO YOU WANT YOUR STEAK?!" and you hating cheesecake. & then you would just talk about yourself all the time hahahhaha but it was cute. You're an amazing listener & like such a great shoulder to lean on & such a great ear to vent to yadda yadda yadda. Lmao ew you're making me write such a...nice entry, something which I like NEVER do. & then there was you w/ all your "complications" & whatnot. idk, talking to you is just so...like fun? We're so fucking stupid & we say such stupid but funny things & we bitch & insult each other but we're never serious. & that shit just makes me go into such a happy mood & all. I seriously love you & you're the best & omfg i sound like suuch a dykeface but that's ok b/c you're a skankface. & LOZLZZZZZ heheheheheheehe. HEHEHHEHEEH. Crunk times. I'm gonna go buy another phonecard like soon so we can talk for a gazillion hours w/ my phonebill being 200 dollars. & you should buy my plane ticket & pay all expensive for me to come to your sweet 16th . Btw you're still going to hell, you non pot-smoker person thingy. Hahaha =D
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passthatchanel: omg lol!!!!!! jaz is gonna rip you another asshole
LISA : jeez i already have an asshole for each fuckign finger.
passthatchanel: ooh that's hot
[22:50] LISA : i know itsl ike
[22:50] passthatchanel: you can take 10 guys at a time now
[22:50] LISA : nvm
[22:50] LISA : its not hot
[22:50] LISA : cuz if i make oen hole big it rips the other
[22:50] LISA : like an earing hole
[22:50] LISA: if theyr too close
[22:50] LISA: they rip and conjoin
[22:50] passthatchanel: lmfao
[22:50] LISA : then its liek one big river....a vaginaasshole
[22:50] LISA: cuz they all rip into one..
[22:51] LISA : i dont really feel like shitting into my vagina.
[22:51] passthatchanel: you won't
[22:51] passthatchanel: gravity pulls it down
[22:51] LISA: and cleaning it out with a charmins.
[22:52] LISA : no way
[22:52] LISA : ill get aids in my vag
[22:52] LISA : cuz its already in my asshole
[22:52] LISA : keep it in teh rear...
[22:52] LISA: gotta like..pest control my aids
[22:52] LISA : i have aids spray too
[22:52] passthatchanel: how many holes have aids?
[22:52] LISA: like its called RAIDS!
[22:53] LISA : oh actually its 9.5/10
[22:53] passthatchanel: eewwwiieee
[22:53] LISA : the other .5 hole has a dingleberry and the aids havent spread cuz the shit is like a roadblock
[22:53] passthatchanel: whattaslut
[22:53] passthatchanel: eewwwww lmao your asss smells lke poo
[22:53] LISA : lol omg
[22:54] passthatchanel: i mean your vagina
[22:54] LISA : duH!!!!!!!!!!! i mean my shower broke before we reached the new millenium
[22:54] passthatchanel: smells like poooo
[22:54] LISA : that fucking millenium y2k virus struck my water.
[22:54] passthatchanel: maybe if you stopped having so much sex & getting pregnant every other time....
[22:54] LISA : well
[22:55] passthatchanel: condoms aren't that expensive.....????
[22:55] LISA im sorry that the guys i hookup with dont like their condoms filled with shit from my river of a vaginaasshole
[22:55] LISA: so i use a turkey baster
[22:55] LISA : lol
[22:55] passthatchanel: it obviously doesn't work
[22:55] passthatchanel: hahahaha
[22:55] LISA: yeah plastic hurts
[22:56] LISA : and m y hand gets tired of pumping