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[slynk]

My mom just gave me an article entitled "College can present new dilemmas about sex". She had been saving it for about six months.

Thanks...?

Comments

[estherwhite]

She's probably worried about the naked pillow fights.

[akahn]

They're really not as bad as I thought they'd be. You just have to use protection.

[slynk]

LISTEN YOU TWO!

I DONT WEAR A BIKE HELMET ANYMORE IT DOESNT MAKE ME LOOK COOL OKAY?

[akahn]

Yeah, and it doesn't feel as good.

this is almost relevant...but it's funny

[danceinthysoul]

there's a rather hefty asian girl on my floor who has had sex with numerous guys here. And she is known as "the beast from the east"

so yeah, some people aren't quite prepared to handle themselves in college...and the guys on my floor are assholes

Re: this is almost relevant...but it's funny

[slynk]

MAN THE GUYS ON YOUR FLOOR SOUND LIKE SOME SWELL CHARACACTERS I WOULD ENJOY TO SPEND SOME QUALITY TIME WITH THEM!

Gah. People are so stupid.

[9mmvodou]

yea mama dukes in college the sex gets loc. by the way, never let anyone poor beer down ur urethra, it really stings ;)

[slynk]

WERD JWEX HOW YOU LIVING

[zimsa]

THE ONLY DILEMMA I BE HAVIN IZ WHETHER 2 FUCK NOW...OR FUCK NOW!!!!!! YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[dust_the_dot]

hahahahhahahahha
your mom rulez
remember how your brother always thought my name was vibeke

[dust_the_dot]

thats like the ill awk. sex is like so surreal. ITS LIKE THE ULTIMATE ART FORM! ....Im gonna go do some more coke. _Jstrom