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[slytherinserket]

[ It is painfully late. If you're keeping track, or if you're looking through the journals for whatever reason, it's probably about 2 AM when this happens. ]

[ On a page already blotted through with red blood, cerulean ink begins to scratch onto the paper in a hasty, scrawled out sort of script: ]

How incredi8ly convenient

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[iwillfollowhim]

That's a lot of eights.

[slytherinserket]

Woooooooow.
New here, aren't you?
8ut you know, I think I can let it slide.
Juuuuuuuust this once.

8n't I just the nicest?

[iwillfollowhim]

Ummm, no, I've been here for three years.

But, okay.

Thank you?

[slytherinserket]

Damn str8!
And you've 8een here for three years?

8ull.
Fucking.
Shit.

I'm calling shenanigans on your ass!
MAY8E if you were a seventh year, you'd have an excuse.
(A really shitty one!)
(8uuuuuuuut an exucs excuse.)

So, what's the reaaaaaaaal reason you've 8een avoiding me?
Are you afraaaaaaaaid?
There's nothing to 8e afraid of, you know.

Just step a little closer.
Ignore the we8s!
I haven't gotten around to cleaning those yet. ::::)

[filtered; unhackable]

[vampauxiliatrix]

You Havent Missed Much
Except Perhaps For The Accidental Audio Transmission Of My First Successful Attempt At Activating My Magic Chainsaw Which In Turn Lead To The Awakening Of Many Fellow Students Including A Certain Slytherin Who Acted In A Significantly More Murderous Manner Than What We Are Accustomed To

Scribbled You Say
Please Do Elaborate

[filtered; unhackable]

[slytherinserket]

Yeah, uh. Scri88led all over the front of my dress ro8es! And, you know, all the others.

Allllllll of them.

I mean, I'm pretty sure I know what's going on!
A CERTAIN SOMEONE is just jealous.
That's 8asically got to 8e it!
I mean, there are only two people that know some of this stuff, and, uh.

[ Looks like someone finally just read all of Kanaya's paragraph. ]

Yeah, okay, you have a magic chainsaw, there's pretty much NO WAY you aren't coming over.
Like, right the fuck now.
We can talk a8out the clothing issue over here!
Girls night out or in or wh8ever.

Oh, and uh.
I guess we can talk about the murderous Slytherin.
That too.

[filtered; unhackable]

[vampauxiliatrix]

In That Case There Must Be A Significant Number of Certain Someones Throughout The Four Houses Because It Appears That Some Words Have Been Painted On My Clothes As Well

Um
I Would Greatly Enjoy To Rendezvous With You And Let You Observe And Perhaps Even Toy With My Chainsaw But Im Afraid I Cant
The Words That Have Been Painted On My Clothes Are Very Revealing And I Cannot Risk Anyone Reading Them

[filtered; unhackable]

[slytherinserket]

Really? She got you too????????
Wow, what a 8itch!

And, uh.
Yeah, a8out that.
See, I'm pretty sure the stuff I got saddled with is waaaaaaaay worse than anything she could have come up with for you.

We're talking orders of magnitude here.

[grimdarklight]

It's nice to know that children our age can still play pretend with alter egos - though unfortunately, the shirt-scribbles appear to be a school-wide phenomenon.

Find the person without one and you may have your mark.

[slytherinserket]

We've 8een over this, Little Miss Psychi8trist!
It has NOTHING TO DO with alter egos.
It's a way cool D&D character that I like to use as my signature!!!!!!!!
NOTHING MORE.

And, uh.

Okay, so I guess things could 8e worse!
You did have SOMETHING useful to say, after all.
(Even if it was INCREDI8LY O8VIOUS to 8egin with.)
(Seriously, who do you think you're talking to here????????)

[grimdarklight]

Tut tut, someone is getting defensive! There is absolutely nothing wrong with escapism. Roleplaying is simply a more developed version of what we all know as the children's game of make-believe. I think it's admirable you have hung on to your imagination in spite of social pressures.

In any case, I'm glad to be of service.
(It appears that I was apparently addressing a Marquise Spinneret Mindfang, after all.)

[slytherinserket]

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That's mo

Oh my g8d fuck you you're doing the insincerity thing ag8in aren't you????????

[dyadiic]

congratulatiion2 on gettiing iit back! now could you plea2e have iit 2tolen agaiin, people may actually be able two keep an ounce of theiir 2aniity that way.

[pause.]

2criibbled?

[slytherinserket]

Why, Tholluxth!
If I didn't know any 8etter, I'd say you were trying to press me for inform8ion.
Instead of, you know, hacking it out of the internets yourself.
How distinctly UNSAVVY of you!

And you're right.
May8e scri88led isn't the right word here!
More like "painted on."
Py Whoever did this must REALLY 8e holding a grudge. ::::O
Pretty childish, wouldn't you say?

[dyadiic]

iif you haven't notiiced there ii2n't any iinternet here, or any electroniic2 at all that work for that matter, or el2e we wouldn't be haviing thii2 conver2atiion.

ii don't know. depend2 on what iit 2ay2.
but yeah, i gue22 however you look at iit iit'2 moroniic.

[slytherinserket]

Yeah, well, that wouldn't stop a GOOD hacker!
You don't ever see THAT in the movies.
"Come on, sir! We need to hack his internets!"
"Oh, 8oohoo, I can't! I'm not good enough to get past all this magic!"

And would you look at that!
I think we're in agreement here. ::::O
Fancy that!
Gr8 minds think alike, I guess.
8n't it the truth!

[whatshedidwrong]

Who's this who works for... Is that supposed to say bacon?

[slytherinserket]

That's what I said, yeah.
"8acon." Duuuuuuuuh!
Merlin's scrawny-ass 8eard, is it really that hard to figure out a simple penmanship quirk? ::::/

And his name's Jacq Jackie.
Jackie Noir!
And what he REALLY loves........

........is snausages.
And 8eggin' strips!
Oh, he'd just DIE for those.
(Except for that part where, you know, he's already dead.)
(Whoooooooops!)

j-j-j-jacque

[hauntstabhaunt]

[suddenly there are BLOODDROPS all over this page, what the hell

hello vriska nice to stab you]

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[slytherinserket]

[ FLAIL. ]
[ SCREECH. ]
[ AT TWO IN THE GODDAMN MORNING. ]

WHAT IN THE WIZARDLY NAME OF FUCK!