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[slytherinthingy]

I suppose I should write out an actual entry in this lovely journal that I now am in possession of. As I am certain everyone is dying to know, I also received my Hogwart's letter sometime yesterday. Or should I say, "letters"? Mine arrived on multiple small scaly sorts of skins. I would say I continued to receive them well past the time I went to

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[nothisbitch]

It was No Problem at all to send you a copy of my letter. You are one of my Favourite Housemates.

And when you Finish with the gardener's son, will you Please owl me a trinket of his? Thank you darling.

[slytherinthingy]

Would the blonde girl's undergarments do?

What the hell is going on Pansy? Please help me! I just appeared naked in my room with her! And all the scaly thingies! She freaked out and ran out before I could ask her! Then I noticed some box blinking on this framed thing with a message from you. What has he done now? Have you seen him lately?

HElp me!! I'm FREAKING OUT!! (more so than usual)

[nothisbitch]

Er, no, I don't really want the blonde girl's knickers but thanks for offering.

Dumbledore sent us 'laptops' because all the parchment is gone, and we use them to journal. I think he was trying to seduce her?

[slytherinthingy]

Thank you again, Pansy! That was certainly a stressful way suddenly find myself. But I have calmed myself.

I think I have pieced together what was going on. And this "laptop" is not so difficult to figure out. Why, though, is there a montage of many diverse men and women in various states of dress on this "laptop"'s frame? It begins if I don't touch or talk to the "laptop" after a certain amount of time. Does you "laptop" do that?

(Why do you think it is called a "laptop"? After last evening, I think I could find something more appropriately called as such!)